Brobesity

When you and your bros decide to become obese together.

Cashier: welcome to Mcdonalds. How may I help you.
Bro 1: We're going into brobesity, so we'd like 36 big macs, 20 large fries.
Bro 2: And 2 DIET Cokes.

by Fatty69696969 August 14, 2012

brotege

noun - A bro in training. Typically, but not always, 17 or 18 years old.

Chad is still in High School. I'm taking him under my wing as my brotege.

by wijiwang August 4, 2008

Brotector

A watchful bro who looks out for his fellow broskis and brotects them from bromergancies in anyway he can.
This includes stocking up on brotein shakes for the brobeque and the upcoming zombro bropocalypse.

"You gonna need some brotection in that part of town bro! I'm a level 5 brotector"

"It's brokay bro, I've got my bro-gun"

by Brotector of the Realm May 7, 2013

attack of the brones

Used to describe an inordinate amount of bros in a social situation. Derived from a comibation of the film "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones" and the word "bro."

Man, that party last night was like attack of the brones; the stench of hair gel was overpowering.

by chaz frantz December 28, 2007

brutes magootes

The best way to say something "sucks", or is "brutal"

Guy 1: "How's that test gonna go?"

Guy 2: "Dude, I didn't study."

Guy 1: "Damn, that's brutes magootes."

by brutesmagootes December 25, 2011

Brofessional

a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.

We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.

by The Hammer Bros May 29, 2008

Broternity

A BROTERNITY is the most powerful and closest type of fraternity.
Broternity or Bro Is a group of established "Bro's" who are always down to chill have a good time and teach others the way of BRO. You are also able to replace the beginings middles of words with the word "bro" to form another even more bad ass word.

Fraternity- Broternity
Astronomer- Brostronomer
Volleyball- Brolleyball
Hercules- Brocules
Judicial Review- Brodicial Review

MAKE SURE THE WORDS FLOW NICELY OR THEIR JUST NOT BRO

by BROALIATH March 19, 2009