brotege

Someone you teach your wisdom of the gym to.

David, is the brotege of Tom.Tom got him some massive gains.

by guyfromlesta June 28, 2015

BroText

When your bro is trying to avoid hanging with you. So he then shoots you a text to say he has too much going on instead of calling you like a man.

Brady and I were going to hang and play videogames, instead he brotexted me and said sorry man I have to pack for my trip and my dog needs his vitamins.

by LoadHammer December 20, 2016

Brotide

when you and your fellow bro do something awesome together, and when both bros have a mutual feeling of likeness toward "The Tide" (Alabama Football)

Guy 1: My lacrosse team just won its 13th national championship!
Guy 2: Like Alabama University? Brotide to that!

Guy 1: Thanks for helping me eat all of these sandwiches my girl made. I think having you and all of my other friends over watching the game was the most chill thing i've done in a while.
Guy 2: Anytime, Brotide.

by Clark Roberts August 22, 2011

jack booted thug

Jack booted is a derogatory term used to describe an overly oppressive and authoritarian individual or group, often denotes violent tendencies. Thugs, thus described, are those in the service of an oppressive authoritarian, usually employing violence to achieve his/her/their master's goals.

Jack booted thugs stormed in, broke my furniture, kicked my dog, and took my still.

by GJohnW September 1, 2008

Brotein Shake

In gay slang - Semen

"I am such a dairy queen, I just can't get enough of that brotein shake!"

by SubAtomicBear July 28, 2016

Brotend

Brotend, V.- Those whom play in the ever-growing sport of lacrosse, but are noobs and think they have achieved brostatus without trying out for a team outside of school lacrosse.

Ex: Dude Jefferys thinks he is such a lax bro, but he just brotends all the time.
(Plural) Jeez what's with all these Brotenders thinking they've achieved bro status?

by JohnParmakian July 22, 2010

Brotesticular

The word used to define when a bro has certain testicular urges (either medical or sexual) that can only be satisfied by one of his closest bros.

"Mark felt a lump yesterday, I had to dedicate some brotesticular time"

by skrillex_of_scrabble June 12, 2014