by rock'n sock'em boppers July 24, 2010
Get the brotillery mug.One who attempts to be a "Bro" so hard and on such a regular basis, you know it must be a full-time gig for them. Unfortunately for the Brofailssional, they miserably fail at the attempts and just wind up looking dumber than an actual Bro. In other words, a Bro who is a professional at failing. Typically the guy at parties who shows up by himself uninvited, nobody knows who they are, and when he tries to wedge himself into a crowd of people like hes their best BRO ever, they tell him to fuck off. He responds by calling them a faggot or trying to start a fight before moving onto the next group and repeating the process. Usually carries a half cup of pisswater beer around for hours without drinking it, generally brags about how much weed they smoke and how much pussy they get, even though they didnt show up with a girl OR any weed to share.
"Look at that dork over there wearing the sideways hat, thug T-shirt, saggy pants and skater shoes. Hes been going around the party all night calling everyone BRO, and when people tell him to fuck off he calls them a FAGGOT and moves onto the next group."
"Yeah, he didnt show up with any friends of his own, I dont think anyone knows him, and hes been carrying around the same half-full red plastic cup of Miller Lite for hours. What a brofailssional."
"Yeah, he didnt show up with any friends of his own, I dont think anyone knows him, and hes been carrying around the same half-full red plastic cup of Miller Lite for hours. What a brofailssional."
by zeromus255 October 17, 2011
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An upstate New York tanning salon where you can get your "base" tan on or prepare for that upcoming Spring Break trip. Male patrons usually frequent Brotal Tan solo, and can be spotted wearing basketball shorts and a cut-off t shirt (arms cut). Monthly passes are usually purchased until a deep mahogany skin tone is obtained.
by Brocheapski April 15, 2014
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Something or someone that gets bros or riled up.
Something or someone that gets bros or riled up.
Example 1: Dude, this party has got all the brotaine - cocaine, sluts and look, that bro is holding a protein shake with one hand and a dumbbell on the other. True bro heaven
Example 2: I shouldn't have invited the Betas to my party. Free booze and party sluts - there's too much brotaine in here and I don't want a bro take over!
Example 2: I shouldn't have invited the Betas to my party. Free booze and party sluts - there's too much brotaine in here and I don't want a bro take over!
by Rushdrifter May 12, 2017
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Coined by reddit user u/doesthisonework1 based on post by u/DominionGhost
Coined by reddit user u/doesthisonework1 based on post by u/DominionGhost
"I was 17 and my truck got a ticket from one of those photo rader things for driving like 40km/h over the speed limit. Mom was furious with me, 'HOW DARE YOU DRIVE LIKE A MANIAC I RAISED YOU BETTER' and all that. But I wasn't driving that day, my dad had borrowed my truck for something. I asked him how much it was worth it to him for me to not tell mom about that little fact knowing that she'd turn on him with the fury of an angry mama bear."
"And that's how I bromailed my dad into buying me a new HDTV."
"And that's how I bromailed my dad into buying me a new HDTV."
by AhhGetAwayRawr November 14, 2018
Get the Bromail mug.Noun. When a bro is totally forgiven for a douche-like act and all is well. The bro in question has apologized for doing something lame and made up with his bros and paid his dues. When Brotal Reconciliation has been achieved it is customary for all bros in the extended area to binge drink and listen to Chumba Wumba and Jack Johnson together.
"Blake was being shady, so we were totally un-bro for awhile. But then he apologized so I put him on Brobation, and then he gave me a case of bud light as a half-birthday present (he was only informed it was my half-birthday by looking at facebook and going 6 months back from my next birthday, of course), and he has henceforth achieved Brotal Reconciliation. He is my manbrother and I love him.
by JIMMYMACKCRACKATTACK May 27, 2009
Get the Brotal Reconciliation mug.When a real hard ass bro kills someone, mortal kombat style. 'Bro' being the prefix and 'tality' being the suffix.
Kyle: Broc and Damien killed a scene kid last night, it was crazy like something out of an action movie.
Pat: That's called a brotality
Pat: That's called a brotality
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 11, 2009
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