An instrument that measures changes of the air pressure inside of an anal cavity without using a sausage.
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Get the broomster mug.A moral barometer is a trusted person who will advise or act in such a way as to protect and guide someone or something.
Paul had a decision to make about his relationship with Jenny. So he turned to his moral barometer Jack for advice and guidance.
Sharon had met with a dodgy salesman who was pushing her into making a decision. She contacted her moral barometer Frank who gave her the advice and encouragement she needed to manage the situation in her favour.
Sharon had met with a dodgy salesman who was pushing her into making a decision. She contacted her moral barometer Frank who gave her the advice and encouragement she needed to manage the situation in her favour.
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Asking da local natives about da denseness and varieties of undergrowth in their area can be a good burrometer of how difficult --- and possibly painful --- your jungle-journey may be; enlisting da help of one or more of said robust indigenes to both guide you through difficult terrain and slash through the worst thickets of thorn-bushes can be of great value to your venture.
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Get the burrometer mug.A barometer merely measures air-pressure, but a brrrrometer may be able to warn you about whether you should lay in extra firewood for da next few days.
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