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anal barometer

An instrument that measures changes of the air pressure inside of an anal cavity without using a sausage.
Sorry hun, my anal barometer is big to fit in your thigh!
by analholio August 9, 2016
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Beerometer

An internal instinctual device that one uses to determine the amount of beer left ion a partially consumed keg.
My Beerometer tells me there are 227 ounces of beer left in this keg.
by Derange-O March 9, 2015
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broomster

broomster is a legend in his own underpants.
My god it's Broomster!
by Broomster June 24, 2003
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Moral Barometer

A moral barometer is a trusted person who will advise or act in such a way as to protect and guide someone or something.
Paul had a decision to make about his relationship with Jenny. So he turned to his moral barometer Jack for advice and guidance.

Sharon had met with a dodgy salesman who was pushing her into making a decision. She contacted her moral barometer Frank who gave her the advice and encouragement she needed to manage the situation in her favour.
by ear2ground June 16, 2010
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burrometer

A measuring device dat predicts da amount of briars and brambles dat you're likely to encounter during a trek.
Asking da local natives about da denseness and varieties of undergrowth in their area can be a good burrometer of how difficult --- and possibly painful --- your jungle-journey may be; enlisting da help of one or more of said robust indigenes to both guide you through difficult terrain and slash through the worst thickets of thorn-bushes can be of great value to your venture.
by QuacksO March 1, 2021
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brrrrometer

A measuring device dat predicts how cold it's gonna get in da near future.
A barometer merely measures air-pressure, but a brrrrometer may be able to warn you about whether you should lay in extra firewood for da next few days.
by QuacksO March 1, 2021
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Cock Barometer

A woman's intuition regarding the size of a man's penis.
"As soon as I met him, my Cock Barometer went off, so I said OK when he asked me out."
by NateTube8 November 17, 2011
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