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An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.
Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.
by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009
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boring

The people who add serious definitions to words on Urban Dictionary.
Joe:I'm gonna add the definition of Niger.
Niger:A country in Africa.
Bob: Wow Joe you're so boring.
by Dem_Ballerz232 May 11, 2019
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poo poo boring

when someone or something is so uninteresting that even poo is more interesting.
person 1: i hate maths
person 2: i know right! it’s so poo poo boring
by kiddyfiddler;)) September 17, 2023
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Brofing

Group barfing with your bros.
Dude, we're totally going Brofing after closing tonight!

Bro, you should have seen those bros Brofing on that bro, bro!
by The Giant Squid August 23, 2011
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Brobing

(rhymes with probing) When a straight man unwittingly cruises a gay man with earnest lingering eye contact. Also: brobe, brobed
"Gurl, he not gay, he just brobing you."
by PleasurePilot November 1, 2014
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boring

zzzzzzzzzzz. Like sleeping but with eyes open. When your tired and everything's quiet and not fun.
expls; School,chatrooms,internet,books etc.......
by outlast October 17, 2003
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boring sex

Repetitive, mindless and rote body movements with eyes closed while thinking about someone or something else
Me and my husband had boring sex again last night. He just wanted a hole to fuck. It didn't matter whose head was attached to it.
by Caligirl December 19, 2014
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