broette

The female equivalent of a bro. Although native to the west coast, broettes can be found at almost any state school campus in the greater United States.

criteria to identify a broette:

-peroxide damaged hair
-orange skin
-thinks UGGs go with everything
-wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
-has a beer gut
-thinks visting Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
-has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
-dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
-butt crack and thong are visible

+ 100 broette points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, or any rap-rock fusion.

+ 1,000 broette points if she considers Britney Spears or Jenna Jameson a personal inspiration.

"Check out that broette in the Von Dutch hat -- her thong is hella cutting her lower back tattoo."

by carrot-flowers August 28, 2005

Broette

A girl who acts like a bro participating in bro-like activities while also keeping up her femininity as a girl hence the "ette". A broette often dresses preppy but will also drink brews and just hang with the guys without losing her sex appeal.

Guy 1- "dude did you see that broette?"
Guy 2- "yeah man she drank brews with us last night and watched the game"
Guy 1- " Wow a hott girl that can chill? She's defintiely a broette"

by Laxbro87 October 22, 2010

Broette

A chick that is bro enough to be a bro. Bro

Sammy is a broette fo show. She fronted me that good.

by Chet McChet May 13, 2018

brodetteski

A special name for you girl best friend, that helps you when your sad, try’s to make you happy and nice and is very loyal.

Milena you are my brodetteski.

by BPPG January 23, 2020

Brodette

female lax bro.

not to be confused with lax hoe or laxtitute

that brodette is mad good at lax

by johnnysciabs September 26, 2010

broghetti

An orgy involving mostly your male friends (bros), in which all of your "noodles" touch. Bonus points for sauce.

I asked my girl if I could have my bros over for broghetti, and she was down with it.

by broghettisauce July 7, 2016

Brohette

The female equivalent of broheim.

Since Kaiti is female, she is not my number one broheim, but rather my number one brohette.

by Kaitu March 2, 2012