Brooke Morton

Brooke Morton is An American Family Vloger. Brooke is a chubby, blonde that has a double chin. Brooke has nothing better to do all day but record (She doesn't even have a camera crew because she's not even an actual celebrity or an important person) what she and her daughter that has Down syndrome do all day. Brooke's Daughter has a birth defect because her mother wasn't even fully grown when she was born her mother was aged between 10-14 when Aloura was born and the teen moms that do have healthy babies are aged between 15-19. (Brooke didn't mean to get pregnant with Aloura therefore making Aloura a huge mistake that wasn't at all planned mainly because Brooke was under the age of consent when Aloura was born and the fact that Brooke has said countless times to all her viewers that Aloura wasn't planned).

Brooke has the most mumbly voice ever by far, Brooke's voice indicates that she has a speech disorder and just like Aloura Brooke hasn't developed properly...and is slow. Brooke constantly labels her content with the word "comedy" meaning Brooke wants people to laugh at and make fun of both her and her family members.

Brooke has a double chin which she got from her mother who also looks like Miss Piggy and
Brooke thinks she's a good mom (at least that's what her bio reads) because she and her baby Daddy Jason are still together but that's because nobody else on earth wants to hook up with Jason or Brooke besides each other.

Brooke Morton's Daughter Aloura will pass away from embarrassment when she's old enough to see what her mom posts about her.

by BadboyTristan March 27, 2023

brooke yourself

In the show One Tree Hill, Brooke Davis got caught masturbating and the term "go Brooke yourself" developed.

Having a rough day? Why don't you go Brooke yourself.

by The real jennlin May 17, 2016

Brooke Adams

A very attractive woman who is a Model and a professional wrestler. She is best known for her time in WWE where she was in a dance group called Extreme Expose. After leaving WWE she went back to Modelling. In 2010 she made her debut with TNA wrestling, under the ring name Miss Tessmacher. She has only held one Title, which is the Knockouts tag tiltes, with Tara.

Many male wrestling fans drool over how attractive she is and how much of a nice ass she has. Screw Pippa Middleton, Brooke Adams has the best ass in the world.

Hell Yeah! Miss Tessmacher (Brooke Adams) won the TNA Knockouts Tag Title with Tara!

Damn, Brooke Adams has a nice round ass!

by afterlifea7x August 6, 2011

Wharton brooker

A person who fishes right on top of you they are normally seen anywhere from opening day till the early days of summer only on weekends and in good weather. Usually smoking they use a little tackle box and a old ugly stik and leave there trash everywhere. The name is derived from Wharton brook state park a Connecticut stocked fishery where most of the people suck at fishing and are scumbags.

Yea me and Nathan were fly fishing and we had a Wharton brooker next to us in the pool he crossed our lines and spooked all the trout in the pool.

by Fly fishing frank June 9, 2022

Jordan Brooks

Jordan; A beautiful girl that is really funny, And she is a model. She is an amazing girl! -Truman(;

Jordan Brooks; A pretty amazing girl.

by Bestrunningback97 December 23, 2011

Preston Brooks

Preston Brooks was a Southern, pro-slavery Congressman from South Carolina. He is most famous for attacking Charles Sumner, an abolitionist, IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE BUILDING by hitting him multiple times on the back and head with a walking cane. Sumner suffered brain and spinal cord damage, leaving him unable to attend to his senate duties for months afterwards. Yes, Brooks was reelected.

Today, pulling a Preston Brooks is used as a euphemism for behaving inappropriately violently in a situation in which such behaviour is not deemed acceptable.

"The art teacher gave Michelle a B on her watercolor, so she stabbed him in the eye with a brush. I think he might be permanently blind. I think she got away with it too, because her parents threatened to sue the school."
"Wow, that's some Preston Brooks level shit, man."
"I know."

by SophiaChicken September 28, 2013

brooke

Brooke is a sexy, beautiful girl. She has high moral standards. She is vary capable of taking care of herself, she doesn't like feeling that she needs to rely on other people. She doesn't like to admit she needs others. Since she has been hurt in the past. She is the most beautiful, but she dose not know it. People see her as confident and brave but deep down she thinks she is ugly. She is vary out spoken and relys more on 1or2 friends instead of many. She speaks her mind and hates being told what to do. She is always a happy person that smiles all the Time even when things are rough and she is in pain. She is all ways positive and is a fast thinker. She is vary smart, can remember interesting facts. She loves her friends and is vary loyal to them she would never leave them. She would defend her friends and have their back through any thing. She gives many second chances but holds a lot of grudges agents people that have tried to heart her or her friends. She is vary talented athletics, artistically, musical, she is a vary well rounded person. Brooke is so unspeakably beautiful every thing about her is beautiful, her face her eyes , her body. It is so sad that she doesn't think so. She is the greatest friend anyone could ever have if you know a brooke then you should consider your self vary lucky, and if your her best friend then your the luckiest person alive you will forever have a grate friend.

Brooke You are the best

by brooke is so bueatiful September 7, 2013