Brontësaurus

An extremely old-fashioned bookworm.

I'm all for reading da classics, but one should not go overboard and become a dyed-in-da-wool Brontësaurus.

by QuacksO November 13, 2024

Brontesaurus

A fiction-author whose writing is sooooo five minutes ago.

Jane Eyre is okay for old fogies, I suppose, but for da modern youth, it was written by a total Brontesaurus!

by QuacksO March 22, 2024

brontosaurus

if a giraffe married a frog and had a kid.

I'M A GIRAFFE IN CALIFORNIA THAT GAVE BIRTH TO A DRY SKINNED GIRAFFE cause i have brontosaurus

by uR PreTtY mom October 9, 2019

dirty brontosaurus

The Dirty Brontosaurus is where you get someone on their knees, & put their arms behind their head sticking straight up. You then bind the wrist so they can't put their arms down. Use their arms to pull their head toward you forcefully while they give you a BJ.. Finish on their face, or back, or wherever might imply "dirty" to you, then leave them laying face down, arms out, like a long neck Brontosaurus.

She said she wanted to play rough last night, so we played The Land Before Time, & I made her be the dirty Brontosaurus.

by Bring an umbrella January 9, 2016

Sleepy Brontosaurus

Someone who is unreasonably tired/sleepy all the time.

I'm already tired. Can we go to bed?
But we haven't even gotten off the driveway!
That doesn't change the fact that I am one sleepy brontosaurus.

by KomodoKrap January 30, 2025