The act of dropping a deuce on a broiling pan and placing in a oven preheated to 400 degrees. Purposes are to stink out any unwanted guests.
My friend Matt brought a real skeezer home, in order to get her out before she could infect my toilet seat with crabs my roomates and I created a splendid baltimore broiler so stink her out.
by Circle of Willis August 26, 2006
Get the baltimore broiler mug.by xjer December 18, 2009
Get the Flame broiler mug.When an idiot doesn't realize they used the wrong word and that you actually boil crawfish and not broil them.
Mike invited us to his crawfish broil and we all ripped on him because he didn't know how to cook his own crawfish.
by cdickgo March 11, 2015
Get the Crawfish broil mug.1. Meaning a woman that nags and nags and nags until her significant other, would rather sit on top of the roof than hear her complain or "b*tch" about things.
2. Something a woman does when she is mad, disturbed, or irritated about something. Mostly when a woman is a broiling woman she's not just a "nag" she's that to the extreme, it's like she broils your brain with all the "b*itching and moaning" she does
((This woman also needs help, and does not kno she is a broilin' woman,she doesnt realize how she is affecting the people around her, she just thinks she is stressed( which she probably is), but in order for her to change she actually has to be told in a loving way and she needs to hear herself actually in the process of broilin'))
A broilin' woman can also be a mother, a teacher, sister, wife, girlfriend-any person you have to deal with on a regular basis.
2. Something a woman does when she is mad, disturbed, or irritated about something. Mostly when a woman is a broiling woman she's not just a "nag" she's that to the extreme, it's like she broils your brain with all the "b*itching and moaning" she does
((This woman also needs help, and does not kno she is a broilin' woman,she doesnt realize how she is affecting the people around her, she just thinks she is stressed( which she probably is), but in order for her to change she actually has to be told in a loving way and she needs to hear herself actually in the process of broilin'))
A broilin' woman can also be a mother, a teacher, sister, wife, girlfriend-any person you have to deal with on a regular basis.
Clara: Why did you leave the refridgerator open, dammit Joe! The garbage needs to be taken out, you promised me you would do that earlier today, can you do anything that you say you were going to do, i dont understand are you like slow or sumthin, and this TV isn't working you need to take it back! You said you would do that a month ago! When are you going to do it Joe when? I just dont.....(clara is still nagging)
Joe: I'll be on the top of the roof
(joe slams the door, clara is still b*itching not knowing he's gone)
Joe is on the roof sippin' some beer and says out loud with a sigh "That damn broilin' woman!"
Billy: Mom do you know you are a broilin woman?
Mother:Billy what do you mean I'm a broilin' woman I cook, i clean, I wash your stinky under wear....
Billy:"Mom! Hush, just listen to this tape, i recorded you yesterday broilin up a storm."
Billy plays the tape, his mom looks in astonishment and looks to him and says, "Do i really sound like that?"
Joe: I'll be on the top of the roof
(joe slams the door, clara is still b*itching not knowing he's gone)
Joe is on the roof sippin' some beer and says out loud with a sigh "That damn broilin' woman!"
Billy: Mom do you know you are a broilin woman?
Mother:Billy what do you mean I'm a broilin' woman I cook, i clean, I wash your stinky under wear....
Billy:"Mom! Hush, just listen to this tape, i recorded you yesterday broilin up a storm."
Billy plays the tape, his mom looks in astonishment and looks to him and says, "Do i really sound like that?"
by falalalalalalalala!! February 24, 2009
Get the Broilin' Woman mug.When a man is forced, usually by his bro, to choose between said bro and his girlfriend. Usually found strictly in heterbrosexual relationships.
by Bromaldehyde January 10, 2013
Get the Broltimatum mug.The act of quickly leaving a bro behind in a club so he has no choice but to go back to whoever the girl he's met's place. Thus increasing the chances of sealing the deal.
A broltee, if lucky, may end up catching up with their group should they know where the next stop would be (Take-away, taxi rank etc.) This is a gamble as the person being brolted on CAN end up stranded.
A broltee, if lucky, may end up catching up with their group should they know where the next stop would be (Take-away, taxi rank etc.) This is a gamble as the person being brolted on CAN end up stranded.
"Dude you looked like you were in there, so we got our brolt on."
"Dude, I can't believe you brolted on me last night. She bailed on me when I was getting my jacket."
"Dude, I can't believe you brolted on me last night. She bailed on me when I was getting my jacket."
by thatchrissmith July 28, 2016
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