Tough Old Broad

Due to a woman's hips being wider than a mans, in the olden days they were referred to as broads. A tough old broad is an older woman who has seen the hardships throughout history (wars, depressions, the birth of Ryan Seacrest etc) an has kept on keeping on, despite all odds. She can chew up a tin can and spit out fishing hooks if she feels like it.

Check out that tough old broad, she must be like 80 but she just handknitted a shotgun and killed that mugger.

by Baytrey October 22, 2013

Dumb broad

A delusional girl who thinks she knows everything but, generally speaking, knows little to nothing.

"Samantha thought she knew everything about the argument, but was really just a dick-hopping dumb broad"

by Lmsmm88 April 2, 2017

SOS Brigade

SOS-dan, also known as the SOS Brigade, a fictional club in the japanese light novel, manga, and anime "Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu".

The SOS Brigade has produced is a film intended for the High School cultural festival entitled Episode 00: The Adventures of Mikuru Asahina.

by mark seymour September 14, 2008

Broadway Tourette's

1. The sudden involuntary spasmodic singing of Broadway songs.
(definition from Garrison Keillor's "Guy Noir" February 4, 2006)

2. More broadly, it can also include songs from other musicals, movies, and shows that may or may not have been on Broadway.

"I can't find my keys, but they've got to be somewhere!"
"Somewhere? Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high..."
"Could you control your Broadway Tourette's? I really need to find my keys."

by Cait S. December 16, 2008

midnight bark brigade

The nightly phenomenon of all the neighborhood dogs barking as a unified body, insuring that none of us are successfully sleeping.

Hark, I hear the midnight bark brigade as it brings me from my nightmare!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

Broadway

A street known in each of three large cities as the historical, cultural, and commercial center of the city. In the Chicago neighborhood of Uptown, Broadway is home to the Aragon Ballroom, Riviera Theater, Uptown Theatre, and Green Mill Jazz Club. In San Francisco, Broadway Street celebrates the city’s culture through adult oriented venues such as the Condor Club, the hungry i Club, the Showgirls theater, and the City Lights Bookstore. As I grew up near San Francisco, I always figured that’s why it’s called “Broad”way. So, when traveling with my fiancée in New York, and she asked me if I wanted to catch a show on Broadway Avenue, well… let’s just say the resulting misunderstanding led to a substantial fight.

Tourist 1: Hey, do you want to pick up a show on Broadway?
Tourist 2: I don't know. In this city, would it be "The King and I" or "The King and Di"?

by Ben Dover Franken October 3, 2009

Broadtrip

A roadtrip consisting of bros, familial or otherwise.

Oh, you're driving across the state with your 3 friends/brothers? No, I won't come--I don't want to intrude on the broadtrip.

by bonetown May 1, 2009