Cuntinental Breakfast

To use a female's vagina as a bowl for your cereal. After the cereal and milk is inserted it is then eaten out of the snatcharoo. Silverware optional. If lucky charms are used there is a slight chance of catching the untreatable "pubic leprechauns."

"Jimmy I've been at NASCAR all day long and I haven't had a bite to eat"

"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"

by 101202 July 27, 2014

break me

To fuck someone so hard that you "break" them.

"Beck is so hot, I want him to break me!"

by Not Riley H October 19, 2019

breakfast foul

A breakfast foul is when you do something not meant for breakfast or eat something not meant for breakfast.

Hey! Buttering your muffin is a breakfast foul!

by Kennybot Sniper September 19, 2006

mental breakdown

The state of having being overwhelmed by some sort of past hurt or pain...crying for a persistently long time.

Susan suffered from a mental breakdown after her mother passed away.

by mississippi self publisher May 21, 2016

Winter Break Syndrome

The feeling of disappointment when one's dream that their expectations for a fun and relaxing winter break is shattered by the reality that it is boring as hell.

Symptoms include:
1. Copious amounts of laptop usage
2. Sleeping as much as humanly possible, or superhumanly if one is particularly sloth-like
3. Mass texts to friends to see what they are doing
4. Watching movies with parents only to be asked every 5 minutes "I fell asleep, who is that person?"
5. Family relatives you could ignore at school swarm over you en masse, destroying any privacy you hoped to have

Mass Text: Suffering winter break syndrome, save me...

by Icky Sicky Vicky December 21, 2010

San Antonio Breakfast Salad

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.

Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.

by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

Mental breakdown

When life hits you like a truck

I regularly have mental breakdowns.

by Wild dik dik November 18, 2018