brett

An extremely attractive Australian male who is good at everything. Often can be found in beautiful women's beds.

That guy has it all, man, he's such a Brett.

by masterboom May 4, 2017

brett

When an overweight nihilist on the holidays drives by a bad Jeep dealership with Sandy girl at home that’s he’s not fond of but he’s an old dick in the sand. He’s on the verge of stroking out so instead of coffee dates with a greenhouse gypsy he’d rather have boiled hotdogs than grilled
He has a sandy club cadd and loves to bowl hot packets of mustard in the deli

Boy that was sure a brettastropghy, you can see it in the chunks on his untrimmed chest

by The Mangodess May 21, 2018

brett

A guy who has a cunt as big as his forehead who should jump off a bridge and get eaten by goldfish

wtf is he doing digging through the trash, thats a brett

by yah-boi April 5, 2017

brett

An amazing Scottish boy with a slight tendency to sometimes act as "Jaws" from James Bond.

Woah that guy is "pulling a Brett"

by Sean Clive July 22, 2006

brett

an unseasoned chicken mayo packet retarded fuck u ugly fuck snow roach discharge gorilla dick sucker toilet paper napkin mayo monkey zebra w no stripes cock sucking vagina eater basic ass white boy wanna be poc 4x8 printer paper unedited document vanilla icecream someones cum colonizer cracker walking dandruff expired yogurt rice pudding un used crayon elmer’s glue white board elbow ash corn starch flour bird shit kfc biscuit alfredo sauce unimportant being salt shaker clorax wipes plain tortilla marshmellow warrior…

person 1: whats a brett?!
person 2: an unseasoned chicken mayo packet retarded fuck u ugly fuck snow roach discharge gorilla dick sucker toilet paper napkin mayo monkey zebra w no stripes cock sucking vagina eater basic ass white boy wanna be poc 4x8 printer paper unedited document vanilla icecream someones cum colonizer cracker walking dandruff expired yogurt rice pudding un used crayon elmer’s glue white board elbow ash corn starch flour bird shit kfc biscuit alfredo sauce unimportant being salt shaker clorax wipes plain tortilla marshmellow warrior…

by lianwongian January 7, 2022

brett

A brett is a type of dork

that kid is such a brett
also see; nerd, retard, loser

by kimberlyrose December 25, 2007

brett

the annoying hair on your nipple

i was going to get my nipple pierced but look at this brett

by jizzle69 June 19, 2008