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Brett - one defining characteristic of a Brett is attention seeking. There are several types of Brett’s and a Brett may exhibit attributes more than type of Brett.

The party Brett - loves to throw large parties to socialize and introduce new acquaintances growing his circle of old friends with new.

The competition Brett - will attempt any challenge where he may compete against a friend. Competition Brett is also an expert in fabricating implausible stories for battles of one-upsmanship.

The Ladies man Brett - always has a woman at his side. Unfortunately Brett’s are often high maintenance partners and it takes a long time for a Brett to find a suitable partner. Juvenile Brett’s can be seen with a different lady each month in some cases.

The Tinker Brett - of the Brett’s the tinker subtype is the most introverted. A tinker Brett may spend months building something he can showcase to his friends in either a garage or workshop. A tinker Brett will either have a souped up sports car or a kitted our truck. You will never see a Tinker Brett drive, or even ride, in a Prius.

The best thing about Brett’s is they are the glue that keeps communities together. Between the frequent calls to his friends and get togethers a Brett ensures a group stays together. Straightforward and simply spoken a Brett gets to the point and speaks his mind. Every group needs a Brett if they want to last.
Brett is a fascinating man
by Lolz999 November 16, 2019
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