Brenton

a freeballing country ass cowboy🐄/no common sense

Brenton is an very unintelligent cowboy 🐄

by Urbaw January 17, 2018

Brentonator

Weedy to look at but packs a punch. generally drives a brent mobil. fuck with him and he will freeze you up and down like an icicle. dont be fooled, easily gains trust and adoration of ladies and men alike. also known as the white devil in slavic countries. listens to dallas green. passes time by killing cats.

'dude, is that the Brentonator walking towards us?' 'oh fuck dude it IS' *commit suicide*

by rebeleight88 June 17, 2010

Dirty Brenton

The act of of placing a whole cauliflower inside a girls butt after cumming on it while screaming cauliflower cheese and sprinkling seasoning on her back

"Dude that girl last night was such a hoe, just had to do the dirty brenton with her"

by Chewbacca69cum April 2, 2020

Brenston

Badass muthafucka with a 10 foot deck able to attract bitches n' hoes within a 10 mile radius

Dam there's brenston with that pushy trail behind him. Dam thats a long line

by Brenston May 27, 2021

Brenton

He is an amazing person who will go above and beyond to make you happy . He is extremely charming . He strives to make you laugh . To other he seems like an asshole but really he has a heart of gold . He loves to make you laugh but also can make you cry with his word choice alone . He likes the country way more than the city . Also he is overprotective of his love ones . In bed he is a BEAST ,and will make tap out . He also has a really big penis . Last but not least , he will beat your ass.

Wow that’s a Brenton moment

by Tallywacker123 November 27, 2018

brenton

the most organic spaghetti sauce

brenton , the most organic spaghetti sauce and one may be found at the dollar tree.

by irrelevantx2 August 27, 2019

Brenton's Fan Club

A ripper of a club for none other than the amazing programmer, and lecturer, Brenton Schulz.

Brenton Fan #1: Have you seen Brenton's handy dandy "Apocalypse Mug"?

Brenton Fan #2: Yeah I have! It looks the same as ones people have in jail and wack on the jail bars in movies.

Brenton Fan #1: Let's meme about this, and other shit in the Brenton's Fan Club!

Brenton Fan #2: Fuck yeah!

by ItzYaBoi6969 March 27, 2020