Creighton

n. An awesome individual. Generally held in very high esteem and are good at nearly everything they do. Creighton's are considered to be well endowed and often experience large amounts of success with the opposite sex, never the same sex. Because of the large amounts of success and the many friends that Creighton's develop, they are often gain more 'haters' than any other group of people. These haters often try to downplay the greatness of a Creighton by deeming him 'annoying' or 'nerdy'. Despite this large pool of 'haters' Creighton's have a much larger pool of allies than those 'f-off haters'.

Is that a Creighton?

I hate him.
I wish I was him.
Me too.

Creighton is just such a cool guy, lets give him a call.

by 13248670 September 25, 2010

Briggsy Does Brighton

A legendary homosexual porno film starring gay artist Briggsy. The movie opens with Briggsy hitching a lift to England's gay capital in a caravan. On arrival he buggers his way through the city's gay clubs. A particularly memorable scene shows the arty dwarf bumming a Portuguese trans-sexual over a bar stool whilst a fruity-looking barman douses him with a soda syphon.

Fruity queen: So Briggsy, what title did you give your film in which you do Brighton? Something really clever?

Briggsy: Of course. I decided to call it "Briggsy Does Brighton"

by Colin Cummerbund December 9, 2006

Kreighton

A Kreighton is a straight fucking G he's always that popular kid in school and the one that fucks all the bitches.a Kreighton always has pussy on his mind and his dick

Oh dang that dude has got to be a Kreighton

by Drosse July 29, 2014

Brighton Shuffle

When one of two sexual partners proceeds to empty their bowels on the other who is laying on their back. The chosen defecator erforms a crab-like side to side shuffle while releasing feces as to provide full bodily coverage on thier sexual partner. The "Shuffle" became popular with day-trippers who visited Brighton during the late 1800's but has since fallen out of popularity due to the required leg strength needed to perform the shuffle properly.

If I perform one more Brighton Shuffle I will get a hernia.

by Cornelius P. Bulletball January 3, 2009

Brighting

Brighting used in Gang Stalking as a form of Torture or Threat
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1. Mobile
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a. This involves a vehicle parked on the roadside with headlights on facing the subject as he/she walks or drives by. The car may then drive away just after the subject sees the truck/car to further target the subject.
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b. A parked vehicle with headlights on in front of the subject's house that drives away when the subject looks out the window.
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c. An oncoming car with High Beams on in a location where they should not be used and are not dimmed!!
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The above two overt tactics are done initially to sensitize the subject.
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Then the brighting may continue by one or more vehicles parked in a store parking lot with headlights on as subject drives by or vehicles parked in their own driveways with their headlights on as the subject drives by.
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These tactics are then done many, many times thereafter to torture and threaten the subject as he/she drives by.
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c. Turning on High beams in normal driving conditions where they should not be used!!
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2. Stationary
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This involves shining bright lights on the subject from cars or a neighbors residence through the subject's window. Sometimes a handheld spotlight is used.

When walking or driving down the road, on the other side is a car or truck parked with Headlights ON. As soon as you see this vehicle, it drives off. This is a threat to not go where you are going, which may be your workplace. This is done very overtly at first to assure it is directed at the victim. This sensatizes the victim to look for cars parked with headlights on. Subsequent brightings the vehicle may not drive off. The vehicle may be also be in a parking lot or residential driveway with the Headlights on and may or may not have someone in it!

by MRGs February 12, 2006

Brightoned

When a person takes something of yours and never returns it, even after constant reminders.

Hey, what happened to some of your games?
Jimmy brightoned them from me.

by Comon October 30, 2009

Brighton rules

If one of the group calls “Brighton rules”, then every pub seen on a route from location A to location B must be entered and a pint each consumed. Clarifications: must be a pint, and must be a pub as per the standard definition (no “bars”).

Ed’s called Brighton rules, keep an eye out for the next pub as we have to get a pint. And the one after that, and after that..

by slea May 30, 2021