Breasticle

A term to call your best friend. Often abbreviated to “breastie” to show that they’re ur bestie

Niamh Butclif - I love my breastie they have such a big bunda
Sophie - thanks breasticle love u

by nit_1234 December 24, 2021

breasticle

Breasts, normally possessed by an old woman, that hang to anywhere below the waist, therefore the contraction of "breast" and "testicle" is formed.

Jim: "My gramma has breasticles."
Dave: "I know."
Jim: "When did you meet my /grandmother/?"
Dave: "..."

by Coffee Table December 28, 2005

breasticles

Slang term for tits, boobies, breasts, boobs, baps, babylons, gazongas, puppies, jugs, bosoms, three-penny-bits, bee stings,titties, spaniels ears etc...

'Breasticles, testicles, wallet and watch...'

'I've got a lovely pair of breasticles...'

'Can I have a squeeze of your breasticles please?'

by Empress Sadie April 24, 2006

Breasticle

Breasts that sag and resemble icicles hanging in winter time.

As soon as she took off her bra, her tits flopped and sagged into a couple of breasticles...

by coathangerkid December 28, 2009

Breastacles

A manly display of courage, defiance, self determination or other unexpected act of standing up for ones self by the female of the human species.

I asked her to dance and she quickly put me in my place...now there's a pair of breastacles!

by Doc Breger October 30, 2007

Breasticles

Over-developed mammary glands on Human Males. A combination of the words "breasts" and "testicles".

Damn, Brunn should really get a bra to support his breasticles.

by mercedesdelmar September 1, 2005

Blessticles

A combination between the words blessed and testicles.
When a male has blessticles, they are blessed with the size of their testicles.

Person 1: Dude, whats up with your nuts?
Person 2: I can't help it, I was born with blessticles

by Jaapisgay? June 19, 2009