1. A man who masturbates (in French: branler) zillion times a day or at least pretends to be able to do so.

2. A man who cannot stop thinking about masturbating after having been watching a chick. Sexomaniac.
3. To look Brazilian - to look at a girl with an obvious intention of having sex with her (licking one's lips as if imitating a cunnilingus), or of masturbating afterwards.
Looking at those porn shaven pussies I turn Brazilian.

You can't impress me telling you're Brazilian, unless you can really f**k with me for longer than 20 minutes,

You dirty son of a bitch, don't look so Brazilian at me!
by noy May 25, 2013
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The incorrect spelling of Brasilian.

America is retarded. (:
On a myspace comment:
Aren't you Brazilian?

Reply:
No, I'm BraSilian.
by mdp (: January 18, 2009
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An annoying species who take joy in ticking off English-speaking players on English servers of MMO games, usually by speaking Brazilian and expecting everyone to understand, OR by raging and naming other players "nob's" if they get defeated.
US (English) player : "Hey, Erica! How was your day! Want to slay some monsters?"
US player 2 : "Sure! But first--"
Brazilian player named narto1447 : "aff wew foda se jaja nobos tres mi pene es en fuego :)))"
US players : "what."
by YU NARUKAMI July 13, 2013
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As otherwise noted, Brazilian can refer to either a person from the country of Brazil or a type of female hair-removal waxing. However, Brazilian can also be used as an exaggerated and made up figure.

When something costs a lot of money or there's a lot of something, instead of using a random large number like a million or a billion or a zillion, so as to exaggerate the cost or amount of the item(s), one can say Brazilian to garner a chuckle or 2.
Sabine: Hey Mike, did you see that brand new BMW that just drove by? Why don't you get that car and scrap that piece of shit hooptie you drive?
Mike: Are you fucking kidding? I cant afford a BMW, they cost like a Brazilian dollars!
Sabine: Calm your broke ass down.
by Skeeter McDougal October 6, 2005
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a beutifully well-maintained box.
Her box was so clean she had to have had it done professionally. I'd say it was a nice brazilian. CRAP ASS!
by FBD July 10, 2003
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Word used to describe a shaven pussy cat.
I had just bathed my pussy and gave it a quick trim.
by Anonymous June 26, 2003
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A term used in Midwestern conversations to describe someone of mixed race.
That kid with the black father has a Brazilian complexion.
by Dan December 11, 2003
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