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brantley'd

to have a massive splotch of sperm in ones eye.
person1:What happened to his eye?
person2: He got brantley'd last night.
by a-thepostmastergeneral. April 23, 2009
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Brantley (girl)

Definitely the most beautiful & sexiest girl in any room! Her soulful eyes will keep you captivated and melt your heart. Everyone loves Brantley because of her sweet personality. Brantley's makes the best girlfriend ever. She always shows you how important you are to her. No matter who you are, without even trying, she'll make you feel like the most important person in the room. She's a great listener and gives the best hugs.
Girl 1: Who's that girl over there?

Girl 2: I don't know, but I wish I was her! She looks like a Brantley (girl)!
by Super fly ballah April 23, 2014
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Brantley County

A small town in Georgia in the middle of no where and you can't get service and people date their cousins.
"Where you live?"

"Brantley County"
"Wow, how can you stand to live there? Do you date your cousin?"
by Trinity Drury September 5, 2015
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brantley county bitch

A person particularly a girl who likes to annoy people by constantly contacting them and believing they are the one for themselves. Truthfully the ugliest mother fuckers on the planet and believe they can get what they want. Particularly from Ohio.
Your acting like a total Brantley county bitch right now Sarah.
by Brantley county bitch August 3, 2016
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Brantley's Law

A law stating that "The probability of a video’s content being a fetish is proportional to its number of views and inversely proportional to the viewer’s stigma when watching." A notable case of Brantley's Law is known as the Richardson's State.
Raul was upset by the strange videos shared with him by his friend Ian; however, Raul had learned of Brantley's Law in college and thus knew this was the result of Ian's fetish.
by Gooberdom October 12, 2016
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Brantley County Press

When you stack cinderblocks to apply pressure where needed
John was struggling to fit all his trash into the can so he made a Brantley County Press ontop to help push things down
by BrantlianWarrior March 5, 2024
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Lake Brantley

A public high school in central Florida with an over-large population of shameless, extremely rich kids, a decent football team and tons of "gangster" kids that follow around little freshmen girls between classes hollering "HEY MAMIEEE WALK YO FINEEE-ASS SEFF OVA HURRRR". Lake Brantley has 4 classes a day that are twice as long as standard school, about 5000 students, and an excellent AP program-- but it's mostly known for its insanely rich kids, known as Brantley Brats.
How in God's name do Lake Brantley High School students get their parents to buy them brand-new Lexuses for their first car?!?!???
by jennerzz August 20, 2006
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