Brandie

A Great Mom!!!. She is very funny,caring,big-hearted,Nice,Generous,Good-Looking, And Gorgeous. She Is Very Tall usually with bright blue eyes and a very slender body. she will comfort you in your darkest of days. and will always put the "fun" on boring afternoons. she is usually a woman in her twenties and will take it as a compliment if you say she looks younger. (BTW). She does.

Guy 1: Isn't she great!.
Guy 2: Yeah!!. She Is So Gorgeous.
(Both Guys): Run Over and Kiss Brandie.

by Kf2004 November 23, 2018

Brandism

The religion of Russell Brand or also known as the Russelligion. The genius on legs has FINALLY been awarded what he quite frankly should of had the day he was born HIS VERY OWN BEAUTIFUL RELIGION. citin'. Brandians are the name of his worshipers who take these nine brandmants very seriously.

1. When using everday words you must convert them into a Brand phrase.
eg. 'That is exciting' now simply becomes - 'Citin!!! Also ridiculous becomes ridicularse. etc.

2. Thou shall always buy the right kind of cat food.

3. Thou shall not miss Saturday night mass. (BBC radio 2 show)

4. One must always treat animals fairly.

5. No prisons, punishment is totally conducted by PIN PINing.

6. Thou shall always refer to the Booky Wook if ever in doubt

7. If bookywook is signed thou shall make a shrine to russell (and from time to time collect things he has touched to make a collection of holyness)

8. Hair must be massive at all times. Elnett hairspray shall always be used

9. One must always acknowledge the appearance of new boots.

If any of these brandments are broken and/or disused, one shall be punished by severe PIN PINING and squashing under some holy rootin' tootin' boots.

Viva la Russolution

When one is faced with such questions as -

"whats your religion?"
"what is god"
"what are your beleifs"

One must simply answer, "Im a brandian, Russell brand is my god, And my beleifs are in the Brandism Bible which states that the Russolution is coming, I can feel it in my hair"

by SohoAnn January 22, 2008

Brandite

The act of elite branding by using hot names for a company or product. A combination of Brand, Elite, and Ignite.

You need to brandite your brand by selecting a hot name for it.

by Bugsz November 21, 2013

Brandice

The most outgoing and carring person in the world but barely talks. Has a friend that she is that she doesn't know if they're really friends. She thinks nobody likes her but, half of everyone she knows does. She is super creative and loves spending time with people even the ones she doesn't like. She treats nice guys like a king and is super crazy about average to hot guys even if they're mean to her.

Brandice is a person's name

by Yidiotest September 23, 2019

Brandishing

Harmless but still a crime. Ask that one couple. Is it wrong? Who cares.

Hym "You know, my idiot mother created a weapon, one of her employees stole it from our house, and brought it to where I worked to wield it against me. It took a lot of work to get the invisible gun into your hands and here you stand, brandishing it against me. The depressed little boy using the invisible gun he was given to impose his ethic on me, regardless of the consequences. That's the problem with you political types. Left. Right. All you want is to hold the gun. To be behind it rather than in front of it. It's funny though. I can't help but laugh. You're the most elite person in this place and you're pissing on someone who can't even move. You also refuse to frame the situation properly."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2022

katie brandsema

The most wonderful women in the world. She loves her horses and those around her. She it's strong in her ways and can be stubborn at times, but that makes her so wonderful

Katie Brandsema is one of a kind.

by Malbirus November 8, 2020

brandishing

Showing something off

Why are you Brandishing knives

by Yo what's up dude August 28, 2017