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Brains

Another term used to define Oral Sex..
origin: A kid who one day got his girlfriend to give him head in the back of the library..
Student 1: Dude I got Brains yesterday from you know who..
Student 2: No way... where?
Student 1: The back of the College Library...
Student 2: (o_O) how Ironic...
by twavis February 21, 2010
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A hefty chunk of muscle & tissue that, over time, accumulation in your cranium. A large percentage of a certain anonymous school lacks this potentially deadly weapon called a brain. Brains come in many different shapes and colours but below is a short factual story about a boy, with a brain too big for his own good.

The master of all that is brain and over lord of his palace of coolitude is a extravagant individual of pure intelligence. His servants, Adam, Ben & Adrian residing forever by his side kept well under cover the true capability of his brain. His rough, pale skin and constant hyperventilation does not reflect the many ways in which this personality can be described in a word… cool. In the year 1990 a red headed woman, her energetic daughter and her specialized hairdressing other half, entered a substantially well built hospital in southern Mansfield just past the border to Sutton-in-Ashfield. As the family entered the ward a tense atmosphere rose as an abundance of collected ward nurses dropped their clipboards and dashed towards the struggling woman. They entered the theatre. A few hours after, exiting through two large main doors of the childbirth wing, immerged a family of 4. Thus a new era of righteousness was upon us. A new way of life was about to become reality. A path in which we could all follow was clearing. It was the birth of Shane.
XXX- Look its Shane.
YYY- Goddamn hes so... intelectual. I can almost feel his brains working from here.
XXX- Should we ask home about homework?
YYY- YOU CANT JUST WALK UP TO SHANE AND TALK TO HIM! Look theres Adam. We'll ask him to talk to shane for us.
by TOMMEE June 11, 2006
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when you moon someone, its the part of the sac you can see from the back.
Shit, Dave just mooned us and showed some brains.
by D day November 9, 2003
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A term for methamphetamine used by the particularly addicted and strung out when seeking their next fix. Mostly used by those addicts that are so far along they are missing several teeth, have a pale complexion, are covered in sores and lack sufficient cognitive ability to think about much else than getting more to feed their hunger.
Strung out meth addict: Brains!

Sane person: You are likely to find more fulfillment by seeking out other...

Strung out meth addict: BRAINS!!!!!
by l0ner September 16, 2011
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the lights of a car
Young buc(G-Unit): /I bought me an old school(truck) and blew off the brains/
by beezy November 30, 2003
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(n) Being smart or clever.
"Let's do the English paper together, Todd! I know you have brains!"
by Hed54328 April 9, 2016
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Digital Scales or Calculator. A device that in some way initiates more then the normal brain activity to use. Commonly used in or by Criminals.
Hey you got brains? Or Bring your Brains or I can eyeball it.
by LordRainn August 26, 2019
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