Ape braining

Ape braining is the act of making yourself look dumber than you actually are for comedic effect, this could be done by misspelling words, making intentional grammar errors, or just making very stupid statements.

Yo, why did you say all that stupid stuff, brian?

Ah, I was just Ape braining

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 30, 2020

brainwave

British slang for a sudden, clever idea. Similar to the American "brainstorm." Often used sarcastically.

Suzie invited the neighbors in to see her most recent brainwave, a water fountain in the middle of her living room.

by RayWestlake February 2, 2008

brainwash

To make people foolishly believe something that is not true.

Casey has been brainwashing Sheri, Greg, John, Becky, Billy, and Michael into thinking I'm a bear when I'm not.

by Karen Stickney May 10, 2006

Brainal

the phenomenon whereby the anus possesses it's own brain and makes it's own decisions.

brain + anal = brainal

You are walking home and the urge to shit hits you, the brain in your head tells your anus to tighten and you continue walking. You are doing very well until close to home when all of a sudden you're scrambling for your keys and fumbling to open the door, running to the toilet whilst undoing your pants and just making it in time (or sometimes not making it).

This situation occurs because the brain in your anus overrides the brain in your head. Despite your best efforts to clinch and tighten, your brainal can sense when a toilet is near and immediately starts to open the brown gates.

"the ass always knows"

by reuben teuge February 24, 2010

Brainal

When you hear something so intellectually stimulating it feels like your brain is being penetrated

Russ: "I wanna fuck the shit of you ... mentally"
Girl: "Yes please brainally penetrate me daddy"

by Joosy June 2, 2018

BrainRaisin

A brainraisin is reference to some stupid, irrational and underdog verbal or textual expression... just say something stupid; like this last paragraph defining BrainRaisins.

bff: say it again brainraisin
me: .... *sigh*

by UrbanTuner December 18, 2019

Brainwashed

Controlling a person mentally, they believe everything you tell them. Telling them things they like to hear or doing things they like.

I brainwashed my girlfriend, I told her what she likes to hear.

by Kai Marie May 21, 2022