brainable

Brainable is someone who's so smart/sexy/funny you'd like to do them -- at least metaphysically, anyway, 'cause frankly they're so awesome that it would seem weird to actually do them, like, you know like having sex with Santa or Abraham Lincoln or something.

Ex.) Carl Sagan is totally brainable.

See also, Tina Fey, Kristen Schaal, Jon Stewart.

by Harvey is My Homeboy November 19, 2010

BRAINAL SEX

The mental attraction between two people that culminates in conversation/conversations of mutual fulfilment.
When two people understand eachother on a fundamental level intellectually, which provides mental stimulation to both parties in the form of brainal sex.

I really like that girl, I think she's so intelligent and interresting, whenever we are talking I feel as though we are having brainal sex!

by Moo Lavaca October 27, 2010

Briancollins

Used to describe when someone always claims to win when no one else is there to spectate.

“He said he got a win first game of season 7. I recon he’s just doing a briancollins.”

by Russello1517 December 11, 2018

gladiator braincells

Your two last brain cells are fighting for 3rd place

What’s happening to Em?
Oh they have gladiator braincells

by EmiAndArrow April 24, 2023

brainmold

The gunk that accumulates in the skull over the course of the months and years after one decides to leave the intellectually stimulating environment of a university and take a mind-numbing corporate job.

There is no way that Mark could possibly return to finish his PhD! Brainmold has completely taken hold since he's been living the good life on his XYZ Corp salary.

by smkphilly August 1, 2008

brainal sext

When someone sends you a fucked up pornographic image over a text message.

Combination of brain, anal, sex, and text.

It is essentially a mind-fuck over a text message.

Steve: Yo, chris did you get that brainal sext i sent your daughter???
Chris Hansen: Yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about that... why don't you take a seat...

by armadilloracer March 8, 2010

your last 4 braincells

the educational podcast hosted by a band full of clowns (5sos)

"did you hear the last your last 4 braincells podcast?"
"yeah i did! they sang peppa pig, one direction, and hannah montana while timing each other go pee"
"aight then sounds fun ima go read that calum hood ukulele fanfic written by ashton irwin"

by streampizzaby5sos March 28, 2020