masked bragging

Bringing up a topic or telling a story with a fake point with a true intent of showing off details included in the story.

"I had the worst night last night. I totally got a terrible headache because of how hard I was banging Pamela Anderson."

by Yer July 23, 2008

hillbilly bragging

When a hillbilly has a lot to show off.

He was hillbilly bragging with his backhoe, dump truck, and vintage ford.

by Lake milton July 2, 2019

Hindsight Bragging

Hindsight bragging occurs when a person achieves success in some form. During the process ,before the success, the person internally was unsure and lacking confidence yet still succeeded. After the success the person that tells everyone with a confident air that they knew all along that they were gonna succeed.

Mark- Yo i heard you passed your dui with a b.a.c. of 2.5.

Joey-Yep, right when i got pulled over i knew i had the cop beat

-Hindsight bragging-

by PseudoNympho666 September 15, 2011

Boghogging

to get a 2 liter of a carbonated drink and put it up to you mouth with the lid off and violently shake it until it explodes out of your mouth. More or less a game

hey dude, do you want to have a boghogging contest?

John sucks at boghogging.

by Larry Caughey January 2, 2009

braggington

A health professional who doesn't like NHS patients and treats them like second class citizens, then braggs about it to their staff.

"Aren't you going for a check up today?" "Nope I've suffered a right braggington, - I was struck off for answering back!"

by Brucester October 10, 2006

Bragging Cunt

when your best pal is SO proud of being cunty to you he brags about it after

After Carl made fun of Finnegan for being bald he exclaimed "wow I got you good I'm like SO awesome at this" to which Finnegan replied "wow you're like a special breed of Bragging Cunt"

by Uncle Joosie June 24, 2019

Bragging

To feel good about somthing extremely stupid that only you would ever be proud of.

Spencer: I can't believe that i'm finnally dating ashley!

Zach: Yeah, I feel your pain. It lookes like someone squished her face together and super glued it that way.

Spencer: But I don't feel any pain about it. Is there something that you want to tell me?

Zach: Ummm... I'll just be in the other room. SEEYA!!! (Zach runs, Spencer continues bragging to himself)

by Dumb S. July 23, 2009