Boisted

Getting wasted wirh your boys.. on a saturday morning

We getting straight BOISTED on a saturday morning. LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO

by bitch impasta July 18, 2020

bristol plymouth

90% populated by white boys who wish they were in gangs and twig girls who think theyve got asses. 50% populated by "bisexuals" who go call others faggots and cunt lesbos. Every shop is a different stereotype and theres no such thing as a real friend. Everyone is a snake.

Oh you go to bristol plymouth? Are you in the gay shop or the weed shop?

by selfoshockfactor July 25, 2017

Boris Johnson

The man that has single-handedly fucked the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland during two crises (Brexit and Covid-19) in less than a year in charge. The man shows no remorse while saying old people are going to die and wanted people to get infected with the coronavirus as a method of getting rid of it.

What a fucking knob.

Person 1: You know Boris Johnson is shi-
Person 2: You don't need to tell me, a pen could be a better Prime Minister than him

by RapoloMan July 17, 2020

boris the soviet love hammer

Boris the Soviet Love Hammer is weapon that crushes pussy with the combined wrath of Lenin, Marx, and Stalin as it beats Communism into the souls of the masses.

The real reason the Soivet Union won on WWII was because Stalin straight up fucked Hitler up the ass with Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.

by Mohammed's Yiddiskeit December 16, 2014

Boris Johnson

A boring human being who is a waste of time

Boris Johnson is a shit prime minister

by Jessreee December 17, 2019

Boris Johnson

A walking disaster, destroying everything in his path. He also happens to be the prime minister of Great Britain.

Boris Johnson: can I copy your homework?
Donald Trump: yeah, just change it up a bit so it’s not obvious

by DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer March 21, 2021

Boisterous bellend

This type of person is an absolute twat who never fails to annoy you. They are loud and not well educated and often blurt out inappropriate comments resembling an arsehole, or in this case, a total bellend.

That new lad at work is a boisterous bellend and really pisses me off

by Ur nans mum April 11, 2020