bootstrap bill

Cumming in a chick's shoe without her knowing it so that the next time she leaves she gets the jizz foot.

Man: Have you heard of bootstrap bill?Woman: What the hell is in my shoe?

by The Swin January 27, 2014

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Bootstrap Paradox

It's when Peter has 2 skins and Rodney has 0

I was having such a good night with Rodney and Peter until a Bootstrap Paradox

by NotPeter69 February 17, 2024

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Bible Bootstrap

Referencing the Bible in an attempt to justify actions that are heinous and ungodly.

Amy: I just heard a politician on television say that the Bible justifies separating children from their mothers at the border. What BS!

Juan: Seriously? I bet God really hates it when people try to Bible bootstrap their own evil ideas to the good book.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

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THE BOOTSTRAP TURNER

While you are engaging in doggy style sex a co-worker walks in and catches you in the act and without hesitation you stick out your hand the index finger and birdie finger extended and point to the girl and say "GET IN HERE"! thus forming the THE BOOTSTRAP TURNER or the eiffel tower!

at a party you talk a girl into going somerwhere to be alone. shortly after starting doggy style sex a man bursts in and you without hesitation say hey get in here! thus forming the eiffel tower or "THE BOOTSTRAP TURNER"

by chief salty August 4, 2011

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Cincinnati Bootstrap

The small area of skin between the vagina or penis/ball sack and the anus that is particularly dirty and smelly because of a failed back to front wipe job. In other words, a taint with some shit on it.

Also known as taint, grundle or gooch.

I was railing my neighbor’s wife from behind when I began getting some wafts of dirty ass. I looked down to her Cincinnati bootstrap needed a bit of a wash.

I wiped my ass the wrong way cause I was in a hurry and gave myself a Cincinnati boot strap.

The homeless dude was washing his Cincinnati bootstrap in the Park fountain.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

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texas bootstrap

When a rugged older man rubs his rough taint on a younger lady's face/mouth

Sure I'm getting up there in age, but that doesn't stop me from going to a bar by the college and finding a nice young broad to give a texas bootstrap to.

by serequiem May 2, 2007

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