There's a condom behind that bookshelf

Joke about children's attitude towards sex and lack of practical knowledge or reading skills.

Kid A: There's a condom behind that bookshelf.


Kid B: What's a bookshelf?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

it's on my bookshelf

a book, usually some type of hip or classic piece of literature, that you bought and read 14 pages of it and never finished, yet you left in casual display in your living area so people think you're well read.

-1"Yo have you seen the movie Fear and Loathing?"
-2"nah, but i read the book."
-1 "I heard the book is good. Did you like it."
2- " Well I never actually read it. it's on my bookshelf though.

by Todd is my hero January 18, 2015

blonde bombshell

A female that is blonde, hot, and just plain sexy. She has the body, the breasts, and she will probably max out all of your credit cards.

That blonde bombshell Kendra Wilkinson is the hottest girl next door. When Hef dies, she's gonna want some fresh young meat like mine.

by Pornstar6993 February 3, 2008

Bombshelled

A word to describe when a girls boobs are not real, and not fake, but definitely enhanced by the use of a cleavage maximizing bra. Named for the Victoria Secret bombshell bra, it is typically used in situations where a guy has been duped by the illusion of a large chest, when in actually it is just that damn bra that promises '2 cupsizes larger'

Jeff: Hey Mike, did Vanessa get implants or something? Her boobs look huge.
Mike: Naw brah, those things are bombshelled... under that shirt they're still A cups.

Chris: Yeah my date last night looked super hot, her rack was huge. But when I got home to nail her and she took off that bra, it was all just a cruel trick. Those things were bombshelled as hell.

by nedsyoungerbro July 20, 2010

Bombshell

An outrageously &/ exotically attractive female. A girl whom you may make you tingle and look back twice. A girl whom you probably have wet dreams about. In other words, a goddess. noun.

Sarah D-u-0-n-g is a bombshell.

by BOMBSH3LL November 2, 2008

empty bookshelf

Woman with huge breast implants that stick out like a bookshelf who has no books (brains) to go with it.

Did you see that story of the woman that was fired from her job for being "too sexy"? Well, once you start digging into her background and see some other videos of her, it turns out she's just an empty bookshelf.

by Bob and Lesa July 26, 2010

Bombshell Bummer

When you see a girl with really nice boobs but only to find out that they are being supported with the infamous Victoria Secret Bombshell and are actually not so nice boobs..

Jim- I met this girl last night with HUGE TITS! but then i found out she was wearing a victoria secret bombshell.
Gary- Oh man. Thats a bombshell bummer bro.

by williamjuniorthe3rd June 7, 2011