boob tube binger 

A person who can only watch tv by watching a large number of episodes or seasons of a show at a time. binge, binge tv, Netflix, Hulu, Amazon tv, Netflix and chill, tv series, tv seasons, television, tv, boob tube, streaming, cable tv, network tv, live stream, HBO, Cinemax, Showtime

I’m a boob tube binger, I watch at least 3 seasons each of my favorite shows each weekend.

boob tube binger by joecoolthefool June 3, 2019

Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob. 

An inapropiet comment used by grade schoolers. It is a response to a "where" question mostly said by bullies to get attention so they laugh at the loser.

Where is my ball?
Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob.

Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob. by 3737 May 20, 2010

boob tube1 

television with boobs on it

not like this like this
(.)(.) (.)(.)

boob tube1 by ryan dolan November 9, 2003

boob tube2 

a magical tube that when opened makes all the girls in a 50 foot radius breasts get 4 times larger than normal size effects are permanent

for all u desperate men (joe thornton) u could probably buy a boob tube2 on ebay

boob tube2 by ryan dolan November 9, 2003

Boobtuber

A female vlogger who's vacuous videos emphasize her breasts at every possible opportunity in order to accumulate views. The video thumbnail will also contain a prominent picture of her breasts.

The actual video content and dialogue is typically dire. Many viewers will note in the comments that they muted the sound in order to increase their enjoyment of the video.

The term comes from a variation of the term "Youtuber," one who uses Youtube. We arrive at "Boobtuber," one who uses one's boobs to generate traffic on their Youtube channel, by substituting "Bob" for "You" in Youtube. This is also a clever play on words in that a "Boobtube" is also a ladies garment often sported by Boobtubers in their videos.

Boobtuber's videos are popular with young males who have strict (militant) parents that would severely reprimand them if they were found to be viewing dubious sites, whereas good wholesome Youtube is considered fine..."It's ok mom, it's only Youtube...etc etc"

"You're not watching that boobtuber again are you? She's clearly not an intelligent person"

Boobtuber's video comments section:

"Thumbs up if you clicked here for the boobs" (4567 thumbs up)

Scenario of young male with strict militant parents:

Billy: "Mom is it ok if I go on Youtube for 3 hours?"

Mom: "Sure Billy, what are you going to look at?"

Billy: "I'm interested in learning Japanese"

Mom: "Knock your self out Billy"

Billy --> Runs to the computer, fires up Youtube and searches for "Japanese word of the week,"

Wonders what the phrase for "Oh yeah baby" is in Japanese...requests that a video covers that specific phrase in the comments section.

Boobtuber by Joost911 February 10, 2013

boobtube 

a television set

daughter:hey mom im going to watch the boobtube would u like to join me?
mom: no thanks sweetheart i watched a lot of the boobtube last ngith with ur father, well i didnt technically watch it *snicker*

boobtube by jasv August 31, 2003

boobtube 

to pacify one as a breast would to an infant

Are you wasting time watching the boobtube instead of doing your chores?

boobtube by tss Alberta March 24, 2009