Bonnet Chop

A suave as fuck way to say your getting your hair cut.

Girlfriend- What are you doing today you handsome man you?
Me- I’m getting my bonnet chopped

by Yr Arwr July 26, 2019

scotch bonnet

verb - olde english/steel reserve - To douse another anywhere from the top of their head to their shoulder-blades with no less than 4 ounces of boymilk.

She was beefin' about me givin' her throat babies, so I graced her with a scotch bonnet. Bladow!

by Flare Bro Numero Dos October 8, 2003

VW Bonnet

A well-rounded female pubis

As she walked around the swimming pool in her tight bikini many eyes were focused on her VW bonnet.

by Scanlix April 11, 2003

Sitting on the Bonnet

Used to describe a period of time out usually accompanied by intense torturous thinking.
Most commonly at a party where you get some alone time to sober up and decide whether to drink more, attempt to pull a bird or curl up and die.

Yo dude, you nailin' that whale tonight?
Na bruv, I dunno, I've got to go sit on the bonnet I'm battered mcnattered.

Yo bru, are you jacking off in there, let me in, I've got to pee!
Na sorry mate I'm just sitting on the bonnet in here!

by Hentsep Renge March 2, 2009

Pope bonnets

Big dark areolas

Wow! That woman has big pope bonnets!

by Pot lid October 17, 2017

scotch bonnet

the act of blowing one's load all up in some slut's hair.

she tried to take my dick out her mouf, but it was too late. she got her a scotch bonnet.

by Sanildris October 4, 2003

bonnet chicken

Similar to the common insult of referring to someone as a chicken, but taking it even a step further by calling them a chicken that is so particularly needy that they require a bonnet on their head.

Brooke is laying on the beach in sunny Mexico with a margarita in hand but complaining about the wind. What a bonnet chicken!

by Zizzle December 25, 2018