Bonker

Bonker - A Bonker is a moderately attractive, charming, "girl-next-door" type female who flirts with every male in the vicinity without ever actually dating or hitting anyone. A modern derivative of the Siren, if you will. Rare exceptions can be made in odd cases of a male who is either too young or too old, chosen seemingly at random.

TITS! I thought shit was goin down with this one smokin asian girl in my apartment but it turns out she's just a total class-five Bonker.

Damn dude, that shit's rough.

by asdfghjkllllllllasdfasdfll February 20, 2011

Bonkers

Ultimately a game of Conkers but using your testicles instead.

"Oi jon, grab your goggles...we're off for a game of Bonkers! "

by Tanka18 October 15, 2015

bonkers

Happy Hardcore/Hardcore compliation CD. Currently on its 11th incarnation, features DJ's such as Scott Brown (god) Hixxy, Sharky, Dougal.

have u heard that new bonkers CD? its amaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing

by hardcoretilidie February 25, 2004

Bonkers

A term used when you hit a crazy home run.

I'm such a god I only hit bonkers.

by NBLeon November 10, 2019

Bonkers

The act of getting completely crunk (usually with bankers club) and going wild then passing out

Eric- "Hey Finn look at Timo, I think he got to bonkers because he just pissed on Tom's rug and now he is asleep"

by Frederick Crumster October 22, 2009

Bonkers

when you play around with balls and it’s fun so you call it bonkers because it’s stupid.

Hey! You like ding dong bonkers!!

by urlocalmilf(el) July 23, 2022

Bonkers

A slag term for boobs

“hey babe can i touch your bonkers”

by alexarg1299 March 19, 2022