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a knot that forms in you're head after getting bonked.
I was walking along minding my own business when "WHAM", a flower pot banged my noggin and gave me a huge bonker.
bonker by Phillip G. Blackwood November 18, 2005
Bonker - A Bonker is a moderately attractive, charming, "girl-next-door" type female who flirts with every male in the vicinity without ever actually dating or hitting anyone. A modern derivative of the Siren, if you will. Rare exceptions can be made in odd cases of a male who is either too young or too old, chosen seemingly at random.
TITS! I thought shit was goin down with this one smokin asian girl in my apartment but it turns out she's just a total class-five Bonker.

Damn dude, that shit's rough.
Bonker by asdfghjkllllllllasdfasdfll February 20, 2011
1. His bonker is the envy of all the neighborhood
bonker by lauren walka April 12, 2006
Noun

A derogatory term, normally used by a group of gentleman to describe a rather promiscuous, somewhat deranged lady who isn't particular about whom she lays with in order to heighten self-esteem
"Did you see that girl Danny went home with last night?"

"Yeah, what an absolute bonker!"
Bonker by Combat_BooBs September 30, 2017
WHen your sitting on the toilet taking a dump and your girl is giving you a blow job
I was reading the paper taking a shit and my girl was giving me a bonker.
bonker by Mark December 18, 2003