Wow! Does he have a bonker
by Munchkin and Princess 🙊👑 March 30, 2015
Get the Bonker mug.Bonker - A Bonker is a moderately attractive, charming, "girl-next-door" type female who flirts with every male in the vicinity without ever actually dating or hitting anyone. A modern derivative of the Siren, if you will. Rare exceptions can be made in odd cases of a male who is either too young or too old, chosen seemingly at random.
TITS! I thought shit was goin down with this one smokin asian girl in my apartment but it turns out she's just a total class-five Bonker.
Damn dude, that shit's rough.
Damn dude, that shit's rough.
by asdfghjkllllllllasdfasdfll February 20, 2011
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Noun
A derogatory term, normally used by a group of gentleman to describe a rather promiscuous, somewhat deranged lady who isn't particular about whom she lays with in order to heighten self-esteem
A derogatory term, normally used by a group of gentleman to describe a rather promiscuous, somewhat deranged lady who isn't particular about whom she lays with in order to heighten self-esteem
by Combat_BooBs September 30, 2017
Get the Bonker mug.by Bonker180 September 8, 2016
Get the Bonker mug.A condom: Mixture of "bong" symbolizing the akward sound made in cartoons when a male gets a boner and "ker" which is a wanna-be-cool suffix that is supposed to mean "cover" .
Cover the Boner = Bonker.
Cover the Boner = Bonker.
Dude # 1 - I got a huge boner the other day but my date wouldn't give in... Something about not liking diapers?
Dude # 2 - Your an idiot ! You could've just put on a Bonker !
Dude # 2 - Your an idiot ! You could've just put on a Bonker !
by SheletreCina May 21, 2010
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