Kongoloid

A man who exists solely to visit The Factory nightclub in Manchester every Wednesday evening, for their special event named 'Kong', where one can get wholesomely drunk for around £10, due to Factory's exciting blend of eclectic music and 80p bottles of VS.

Simon, you're a Kongoloid! - a man proclaiming that another man has become a Kongoloid.

You're such a Kongoloid Adam! - a man highlighting the fact that another man is currently a Kongoloid.

Pip, why aren't you a Kongoloid?!?! - a man's outburst of outraged disgust upon learning that another man is not a Kongoloid.

by seabrook February 25, 2011

boingoloid

Used to refer to Oingo Boingo fans.

"I went to a party at this guy's house the other night - and Oingo Boingo was playing all night. Either he was being really lazy about the playlist, or he was a real boingoloid.

by residualvisuals December 9, 2007

mongoloid mike

a diminutive term for a mentally-challenged person who is constantly taken advantage of, and harmed physically, usually by delinquent members of society.

Kenny and Dustin Powers tagged teamed two challenged brothers down the street yesterday. An onlooker quoted Kenny Powers yelling "How do you like me now mongoloid mike!?"

by TRing April 7, 2010

Bongolicious

adj.

1. having particularly tasty or noteworthy bongo beats

2. having or pertaining to bongos

"Daddy-O, that bongo jam is pretty bongolicious; can you dig?"

by fred4565 July 26, 2009

The Bongcloud

The best chess opening, played by professionals such as Hikaru Nakamura and Magnus Carlsen. Chess engines may say the bongcloud is bad, however this is simply because it is too perfect for computers to comprehend.

When chess is played perfectly, it will always end in a draw. The Bongcloud is a perfect example of this

Bongcloud theory is as follows
1. e4 e5
2. Ke2 Ke7
3. Ke1 Ke8
4. Ke2 Ke8
5. Ke1 Ke8
6. Ke2 Ke7 Game drawn by repetition

by d¡cks October 12, 2022

Mongoloidius Prime

Derives from the root word "mongoloid"; A term for the king of all mentally retarded people. Not necessarily used to describe someone with Down's Syndrome, this term is to be saved only for those who are so stupid, they shouldn't even be alive.

This f*cking Mongoloidius Prime in front of me slammed on his brakes at a green light!! Fml.

by Fitz$Gerald August 25, 2010

Bongcloud

The best chess opening

Jim: What’s the best chess opening?
David: Duh, it’s the bongcloud idiot.

by Tailwhale February 9, 2021