Bongoled

BONGOLED- A state in which even the basic of tasks simply can't be completed; you achieve this state via hitting a fat bong

"yo bro, I'm fuckinnn bongoled!"

"Load up another bowl let's get bongoled"

by SquishyPrincess February 22, 2017

Bonglationship

Bong•la•tion•ship

When two friends are comfortable enough to share the same bong or piece.

Emily and Tara's relationship grew to a Bonglationship when they shared their first bong session.

by A.C² December 1, 2020

cheese covered bongload

An unatainable combo of two things, used to describe something great.

If i could fly like superman and be invisable, that would be amazing like a cheese covered bongload

by Bonebreak May 11, 2008

Bongular

An adjective used to describe awesome bong-related activities. Similar to "Tubular"

-"Hey, wanna come over and smoke?"

-"Sounds bongular"

by WUUUUT? April 30, 2011

bongladesh

A great, beautiful country filled with fantastic spicy food, silks, and much smoking paraphernalia. It also houses beautiful men. Most worldly cannabis consumption takes place in this large nation-state.

"Dude, maaaan, I can't wait to go to Bongladesh!"

by Stella Buckley January 23, 2013

Bongolese

A fictional tribe invented by Richard Dawkins in his book "The God Delusion" to make fun of cultural relativism.

"If I am accused of murder, and prosecuting counsel sternly asks me whether it is true that I was in Chicago on the night of the crime, I cannot get away with a philosophical evasion: 'It depends what you mean by "true".' Nor with an anthropological, relativist plea: 'It is only in your Western scientific sense of "in" that I was in Chicago. The Bongolese have a completely different concept of "in", according to which you are only truly "in" a place if you are an anointed elder entitled to take snuff from the dried scrotum of a goat.'" (Dawkins, R. 2006 "The God Delusion", Bantam Press).

by Jim Alabim November 22, 2011

Bonjola

A fun way to say "HI" with a mix of french "BONjour" and spanish "hOLA"

Girl 1: "Hi!"
Girl 2: "Bonjola!"

by FabulousGab October 11, 2010