Bobbert

The combination of the names bob and robert typically used in a joking tone

Oh heeeeeey its bobbert, hows it going?

by Anarchon March 21, 2021

Bobbard

Bobbard, Bob-bard, Bobbarding:

1. To engage in a lengthy and clamorous jam session of Bob Marley songs

2. A punning combination of Bob Marley, bard, and bombard

Note: The first B should always be capitalized, representing a proper noun.

Adam: My neighbors are so pissed. I was up until 2am Bobbarding em with my guitar last night.

Bob: Irie!

by CleffedUp April 29, 2010

Bobbert

some cambodian kid with a pet monkey in his mansion. pretty short for an asian. yea. small jaj.

by none other than phil July 23, 2003

Bobbert

A bitch ass dude

Look at that bitch bobbert

by Mebologna May 26, 2019

bobbert

the crappiest hugger in the whole wide world of hugs. he is the definition of a deprived child

If your friend says "Whoa" and steps back when you try to hug him, he is a BOBBERT

by WOOHOO1234545 June 11, 2006

Bobbert

Deadly teddy bear. Many stories have been told, but one is for sure. He's addicted to Lambos, Bentlys, and hot chicks. All the more mysterious is he.

Bobbert is addicted to lambos, bentlys, and hot chicks

by Brocktree May 16, 2018

bobbert

A verb that identifies an action that has caused or resulted in any of the following emotions: unease, awkwardness, anguish, slight pain, physical or emotional discomfort, sorrow, upset, or anger.

I was minding my own business when he sent me a disturbing sexual image that I was forced to see. He bobberted me once again!

by brentionary July 2, 2019