butzed

/verb, transitive/ To hit the living crap out of a softball, preferably (and almost exclusively) to the right side. Bonus points if the ball travels as far as the very first "butzed" ball, which is, of course, Menoken Grove. In modern usage, the ball must travel at least 412 feet to qualify as being sufficiently "butzed." Wind aided homers, illegal bat aided homers, and home runs that exceed the team limit do not count, as that is not at all how the word originated.

Hot chick in stands: "OMG, did you see that?! He totally butzed the shit out of that ball!"

Guy: "Bitch please, that thing didn't even crack 350'. Google Earth that trash and get back to me."

by High Octane #0 June 13, 2008

diamond blitzed

The best or one of the best highs you've ever experienced after smoking dat dank dank bomb azz bag of chronic..

High: blitzed
best high: diamond blitzed

"that blunt I just smoked had dat bomb chron in it!!! I'm so diamond blitzed!"

by DarealHBIC January 31, 2010

Blitzed at Applebees

Getting blitzed at Applebees is a term that can apply to getting fucked up at any chain restaurant. Preferably on cheap signature drinks. With apps obvi.

“Dude let’s go get blitzed at Applebees this weekend.” “Heck yeah dude wanna go to Chili’s” “idk man I was thinking like TGIFridays”

by MHlovr March 9, 2022

Blitzed

One step past being drunk or slizzard.

I'm gonna be BLITZED at tonight's bonfire

by KT NO DOTS August 20, 2010

Blitzed

A verb associated with one going all-out on something i.e. an object, competition or anything in which can receive human impact physically or mentally. Also commonly referred to getting extremely drunk, raised or both.

- I blitzed my exam; finished within 20 minutes!

- John started pushing Liam and then Liam just blitzed it. I don't think John will be picking on him again!

- On the last lap of the 800m race, this kid absolutely blitzed it. He deserved 1st place!

by Maximus Decimus Meridi July 24, 2012

bluted

A slang word combination between blocked and muted.

I bluted Matt online because he was being mean to me.

by Prufeeshunal GEFeHX Designer October 3, 2013

blitzed

Blitzed is a term used when one smokes an excessive amount of marijuana, to the point where said person is so insanely stoned that he or she is bound to start taking their clothes off.

The term may also be used when one comsumes ridiculous amounts of alcohol, to the point where said person is barely able to function properly.

Girlfriend - "I'm fucking pissed at you."
Boyfriend - "Why?!"
Girlfriend - "You called last night and left a message saying I was the worst sex you've ever had."
Boyfriend - "::laughing:: I'm sorry, baby. I hung out with the guys and we smoked so much weed/drank so much. I was fucking blitzed."

by alex shuts up April 11, 2006