smoked bratwurst

While spooning -the inner spoon farts, smoking the outer spoon's bratwurst.

After my wife ate the chili Saturday at the picnic, let's just say I have a smoked bratwurst.

by The smoker December 16, 2013

Bratwurst

An obese dachshund.

That's not a weiner, that's a bratwurst.

by CalamariPancake April 10, 2009

bratwurst

Bratwurst(ing) is a sweet ass way to gain an extra person in a Taxi.
It is rather simple.... 1 up top, 3 in the back of the car as normal, then the additional rear passenger lies across the back passengers like a bratwurst in a bun. Goes down especially well in any* German town.

*not confirmed

Shit son, there's 5 of us and this taxi only fits 4! Don't worry pimp daddy i'll ask the taxi driver if he minds if we Bratwurst.

by stephenfry August 7, 2017

buttwurst

Any sausage-shaped turd(piece of fecal matter).

Coined from the word "bratwurst," replacing "brat" with "butt," as in your rear end.

After having a fucking bad case of indigestion, I shat out a humongous buttwurst that actually clogged up the toilet!

by Mark H July 26, 2004

brätwurst

Misspelling of bratwurst.

Män, thät's ä lärge brätwurst!

by Arsenio Croix October 3, 2007

Chauncinville Bratwurst

Someone that is too retarded to tell they are sayin or doin somethin stupid. The cooler way to call some a chauncy.

"I can't believe Richard Defazio thought I was bluffin when I had pocket A's, he is such a Chauncinville Bratwurst"

by Rube Sheeb August 21, 2008

bratwurst

1. adj: A way to describe someone who is acting bratty and/or petulant.
2. n: A meaty yet small sausage of highly seasoned fresh pork, usually served fried.

Instead of saying: "Stop being such a brat"
Say:"Stop being such a BRATWURST"

by DiddyGirl July 25, 2008