Blurb

Rolled up or normal Cigarette
OR!
A cigar

You got a blurb mate?
Im out for a blurb.
Omg i didnt know you blurbed?!
Yeah im blurbing now.

by Jassywassyfishcake December 11, 2010

Blurb

Just like popping out for 30 mins to get some shit for the room.

Elinor was wrong, how weird?. ..

Coming out for a quick blurb?

by Jauu727 December 05, 2020

blurb

The accidental drooling during speech.

"I was so into the conversation I blurbed
down my chin. Man, was I embarassed!"

by Thade's darling August 07, 2008

blurb

A time that is unfavorably reviewed upon.

I'd just like to forget that blurb in my life where I was sick in the hospital.

by Jared Hayes June 14, 2006

Blurb

blurb
blərb

adjective: blurby, bluuuuurb
1. The essence of being completely fat and lazy, devoid of any motivation other that sitting on a couch, eating and watching tv and/or playing video games.

verb: blurb, blurbing. blurbed
1. The act of being completely, uselessly, lazy.
2. To watch tv and/or play video games while eating food high in sugar and fats.

noun: blurber
1. One who blurbs or is currently in the act of blurbing.

adjective: "Wow, I can believe Tiffany is so bluuuuuurb!"

verb: "What do you want to do this weekend?" "Oh, I'm just going to stay home and blurb".

noun: "That blurber hasn't moved from that spot in hours, I wonder where he goes to the bathroom?"

by Bobarian October 17, 2014

blurb

1) a fat roll on someone, or something.

2) someone with lots of fat rolls
.

1) "Dude! that sumo wrestler has blurbs everywhere!"
2) Rosie O'Donall

by umbledoom October 29, 2009

blurb

1. Someone who is new to sex or has never had sex before.

2. Someone with awesomeness pooring out of every fricken pore in their body!

1.
A guy: Shes such a blurb never doing it to her again!

2.
Another guy: God i love her shes such a blurb!

by ..... pooooooop June 03, 2005