Bluntosaurus Rex

Bluntosaurus Rex is a legendary creature rumored to appear as a vision before individuals consuming large blunts. With an appearance similar to the Tyrranosaur, Bluntosaurus stands over twenty feet tall with blunt cherry teeth over 12 inches long. Bluntosaurus is a carnivore, as he stuns his prey with noxious blunt fumes before tearing a massive blunt wrap off his skin, rolling a blunt of his prey, and smoking them. The blood of Bluntosaurus Rex is rumored to be liquid THC, and his heart is the infamous Golden Nug, which if smoked grants the smoker not only infinite, eternal high, but also eternal life. While some claim to have seen Bluntosaurus Rex out of the corner of their eye, there have been no confirmed sightings. If one should choose to hunt Bluntosaurus, one is recommended to exercise extreme caution, and to employ a non-polar liquid to fight him, as that is the only known substance that will dissolve, or in fact even penetrate the skin of, Bluntosaurus Rex.

"Ahhhh save me! It's Bluntosaurus Rex! We're all gonna die!"

"I'm so high, I thought I just saw Bluntosaurus."

"Eat your brownies Johnny, or Bluntosaurus'll come for you in your sleep."

by Reefer Madness November 23, 2006

pearlin blunts

Pearl means to roll a blunt extremely well & tight

Sydney & Rachel were pearlin blunts.

by Kimber Ann November 2, 2013

bluntsmanship

The art of blunt rolling.

G.E. Billy: "Hey Thomas, how'd you do during your first year of college?"

Thomas: "Shit man, I just about failed every class because I am majoring in Bluntsmanship."

G.E. Billy: "You have it aced?"

Thomas: "You know I got that shit on lock-down."

by tpizzle June 7, 2006

Bluntozz

a cottage version of having a blunt

"aye yo pham, pass the bluntozz"

"yo dawg mans need a bluntozz on god b"

"mans gotta get the loupack for the bluntozz fam"

"yo, on god make a bluntozz right now" - on god mike

by peter129677 November 9, 2018

Blow blunts

The act of smoking marijuana out of a platinum blunt wrap as a result usually feeling very euphoric

Act is usually performed with one or more of your goons

Yo baker whatchu doin after class
Me n da white ape are gonna blow blunts wit trick and that faggot deadeye

by 2ozblunt March 4, 2009

bluntissimo

An extremely fat blunt, as in "fortissimo".

That shit is dank! Bluntissimo!
Lets light that bluntissimo...

by grace & johnny August 5, 2008

bluntsplitters

Very long fingernails, especially on the thumbs. Originates from the practice of thug-type guys who would use their long thumbnails to cut open blunts.

Also used sarcastically to refer to someone's obviously poor grooming.

Damn, Alex got some bluntsplitters!

by KPW April 3, 2008