blumpky

the act of recieving oral sex from your partner while you are simultaneously taking a dump in the toilet

Your girlfriend must really dig you to give you a blumpky.

by Magz November 10, 2004

Blumpy

The act of giving fellatio whilst having a number 2 (crap, shit, poo etc)

He was getting blumpy on a sunday afternoon
She was drunk and he suggested Blumpy for something different

by Tristan Holloway June 15, 2007

blumpy

Especially rounded.
Often used to describe chibi or super deformed characters, personal electronics, cars or anything that would commonly have hard angles or edges, that is instead curved or rounded.

A combination of the words "bubble" and "lumpy", used by fans of anime, thought to be originally used in reference to the hands of MewTwo (from Pokémon).

"Woah, is that a Neon Genesis keyring? Chibi Shinji looks so blumpy!"

"The new VW Beetle is kind of like the old one, only blumpy."

by Erebus December 14, 2004

blumpy

(n.) One who gives a blumpkin; Heather Harkins.

Yo, that bitch is a straight up blumpy.

by Mooch February 13, 2005

blumpey

The act of giving a male oral pleasure while he is doing No.2, whether he be sitting or otherwise.

She came out of nowhere and started sucking it, i was taking a shit, but i didnt stop her

by Shayne June 6, 2004

Blumpty Dumpty

A guy is doing and upper decker while a woman is shitting and blowing him.

The couple were so upset at the party, so they did a blumpty dumpty to show their appreciation.

by TexMexMariner November 28, 2014

humpty blumpty

Getting blumpkins from a pregnant woman.

Shazney didn't allow the fact that she was heavily pregnant stop her having a good old humpty blumpty.

by Cherenkov June 13, 2007