Slumbering Yak

When a women passes out on the toilet and pukes in her panties.

When Dixon's wife came home late and drunk, he worried how she had gotten grass and mud into her panties, however on closer inspection he realized she had fallen victim to being a slumbering yak

by noxid July 3, 2007

Slumbering Turtle

Unlike a turtle head a 'slumbering turtle' is knowing that you have a poop coming on, but it is not yet as severe.

I've got a slumbering turtle right now, but I might want to get it out before it turns into a turtle head!

by El Guapo Muchacho September 14, 2016

slumbering

when you're staying the night at someone's house and want to say it in a tricky way.

I'm slumbering at Holly's house tonight.

by Teannah November 14, 2004

Slumbering Man Party

A sleepover involving two or more members of the male sex.

"Hey- let's have a slumbering man party"
"Yeah- we could watch Rambo."

by Kierstinf128 June 16, 2009

ghost blustering

the act of talking mad shit about how good a movie will do despite alienating it's core audience like what happened with Ghost Busters 2016

Guy 1: Dude, that bitch was saying the new terminator movie was going to be good.

Guy 2: Just ignore her dude, she's clearly "Ghost Blustering".

by Not the sandvich October 25, 2020

slumbering lumber

a dick that won't get hard

Me - Adam suffers from slumbering lumber even when he isn't drinking.
Jack - He should really see a doctor. They have pills for that now

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010

blundering

having many faults, clumsy, careless

its a common miconception that all blondes are blundering idiots.

by celeste March 21, 2005