Blurtweasel

Blurtweasel; An individual who posesses the rare combination of not only being "Blurty" but also being "Weasely"

"You are such a Blurtweasel, you make me vomit out my Japs eye!!!"

"I wouldn't let him finger my Git, he's a Blurtweasel!"

by Moothead February 14, 2012

Paul Blart

Derogatory term referring to mall security staff, and on a larger scale, any security guard that doesn't have the authority to issue arrests or carry firearms (see rent-a-cop).

"Hey Paul Blart! I just pissed in the wishing well! What are you gonna do about it?"
"There's a couple Paul Blarts in the food court telling those kids to calm down, but the kids are telling them to fuck off."

by BfloDrumDude June 22, 2012

Fish Blart

When one expells a bloody fish fart. Usually expelled by an obese feminine figure. Fish Blart.

Man that fat fuck just fish blarted all over the wall!

by Blarts Are Sexy. August 17, 2009

Blurt Buse

A game played EXCLUSIVELY AND SPECIFICALLY in Boston hotels, where you may find various penis pillows. The object of the game is to NOT get both a "Blurt" and a "Buse". In order to obtain either a "Blurt" or a "Buse", one must have thrown the penis pillow, and have it land horizontally, and not vertically. Upon received a "Blurt Buse", one must throw the penis pillow at the hotel room door and touch the thermostat located near the door. There is no real way to win the game, and it is most commonly played for shits 'n' giggles.

Dude, the next time we all go to Boston again, we are SO playing Blurt Buse!

by Wweeeeee November 12, 2009

blurting

A mix between a blumpkin and a dirty sanchez

Last night she was blurting me on the toilet!

by Dinos queen April 12, 2016

Blarta

The ship name for two lovers connected by the power of happiness. This one word refers to two people, but condenses their names into one, so you can address them as one.

Aww... Look! Blarta is over there! Hi Blarta!

by MJM13 June 6, 2017

Paul Blarted

The act of eating a pixie stick and then kicking some serious ass!

Man 1- Bro what did you do today?
Man 2- I Paul Blarted some bitch!
Man 1- Awesome what flavor?
Man 2- Orange

by That Faggot No One Likes October 3, 2012