blowgeoisie

A blowjob involving one French person and one American/British person. Either can be on the giving/receiving end.
Antonym: proraletariat

Enter two American teenagers
Person 1: Yo whattup son i got a blowgeoisie from that french exchange girl last night!!!
Person 2: DAAAAMN KID how was that shit?
Person 1: Fucking awesome she was drinking red wine and smoking the whole time though, kinda kinky
Person 2: ...

by Jepaco May 6, 2011

Blondger

A blondger is a blonde-ginger. This is a person who is either blonde but looks like a ginger or a ginger who looks like a blonde. Blondgers can be created if a blonde haired person dies their hair slightly orange, real blondgers are fairly rare. Blondgers are thought of and discriminated against as if they are gingers, whether they are a real ginger or a blonde, for blondgers have no soul.

What is up with this kid, was he born from a leprechaun and a scandanavian? What a blondger!

by Alberto Blondger June 21, 2012

blowgeorge

Someone who talks incessantly with no productive meaning

Tom is such a blowgeorge! He just never shuts up.

by SevilleChic August 22, 2017

free blowage

the art of blowing up your holy hole OR a holy hole shuckage

Do you need some free blowage tonight? Yeah. Thanks.
Glaze my holy hole! EMBRACE YOU INNER HOLY HOLE!!!\
Come over! We can play blowage...
It'll be fun AF

by suckshuckpumprepeat_SHUCKPUMP May 4, 2018

blodgering

blodgering is the act of vigorously pulling the tampon from the vagina of a mensturating female while doing her up the arse, and then repeatedly whipping her with the tampon.

"me and Sue are into blodgering"

"i love to get blodgered"

by Emma and Tim October 16, 2008

conner blodgett

The most legit person ever. Probably can do a backflip and all the ladies luv CONNER!!!!!

GIRL: i love you conner
CONNER BLODGETT: I know

by yaaaaaaassss May 4, 2018

blodger

A long haired child who has sufferd from beatings and has extremely big calfs, gets a "sucky sucky" from a dirty old school teacher who knows his life background and denys that he is gay. the child may also have a partner called roxanne who he met in spain ????? ---------BOLLOCKS. this is not true. as parents you may find the silly little cunt will be lying for more effection and tender loving care. the child has a tendansy to be given a blow job by an old woman with a very dry fanny and false teeth. mmmmmmmm. the child gets a huge irrection when micheal carrick is within a 300 mile radius of his bell end. he can shoot for england, no he is not good at football, this occurs when an old women is tossing him off and he explodes in her mouth. tennis rackets may be seen half way up his anus for excitement whilst watching a wimbledon 3rd round qualifier. the child could fuck puma if it was a fanny, even though it is not , you may find him poking his own puma bag !!!

Blodger aka Daniel Shearing aka dodge

by Jerry hu October 23, 2007