Blastard

When trying to call someone a bloody bastard and your thick head can tell your mouth quick enough to get it out correctly and says Blastard instead.

You fucking bloody blastard innit!!

by Blastard April 21, 2019

bloatation

noun. to feel the repercussions of one's menstrual cycle. The bloating of the abdomen causes one to feel like a bursting water balloon.

Damn. I was suffering from extreme bloatation last night.

by shawnabananaa February 15, 2007

Blastasaurus Rex

Someone who smokes (or "blasts") weed all the time, or someone who has been smoking weed for a long time.

Eric used to be such a Blastasaurus Rex, but now he done got himself religion.

by Shit_4_Brains June 23, 2007

Blogtard

A person who is in love with blogging.

John just registered on Blogtard and he has become a real blogtard now.

by a budding wordsmith September 29, 2011

Shooting Blowstar

During an act of oral sex, a Shooting Blowstar is when a man takes his penis out of a woman’s mouth as soon as he’s about to cum, taps it on her forehead, and sends the cum flying over her head.

Bro, that head was straight fire last night. She even let me show her what a Shooting Blowstar was.

by DougDemuro February 20, 2019

blosted

to be very high from smokeing large amounts of ganja.

asiel:did you see that boy mike?

zach:hell yea that boy blosted!!

toasted

by yeyo gonzalez April 13, 2010

Boostaloo

He is arguably the worlds greatest at everything. Not only is he funny, good looking, fertile, and smart; but he has the ability to fly at super speeds. Boostaloo is used as a handle for many message boards and characters, but in reality comes from a nickname given to him by his father. He can be recognized by his signiture elipsis at the end of his posts.

"That guy is almost as cool as Boostaloo!"

"Boostaloo would be Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris looked like Brad Pitt."

"You just pulled a Boostaloo; no woder all the ladies love you..."

by Eddie Bayview August 31, 2008