Blatched

Pinning a serious crime on someone else.

"I got me this job one time busin' tables at a country club. So I could case all these big rich pricks that come in. So I pick out this guy, go in one night and do his place. He wakes up and gives me shit. So I killed him. Him and this tasty bitch he was with. That's the best part. She's fuckin' this prick, see, this golf pro, but she's married to some other guy! Some hotshot banker. And he's the one they pinned it on."

Elmo Blatch, convicted fellon.

I heard he was blatched by this heavy set dude, now he's doing a 50 year stretch!

by Jones The Bond August 5, 2016

Botched Mitzvah

A Bar Mitzvah that goes badly.

“I went to Jason’s Botched Mitzvah Saturday. Jason threw up during his reading. The DJ never showed up. The ice swan melted and they ran out of shrimp.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

bootcher

Noun: A butt and/or butthole of voluptuous nature

Verb: to lick ones bootcher

Hey baby girl send me some pics of that juicy bootcher

Oh good lawd this boy boutta get bootchered

by Bootcher bootcherer October 30, 2020

Booched

To get fucked up past the level of turning up

Hudson stays getting booched

by Ilikewolves69 August 31, 2013

botched it

When you fucked something up

Man you botched it, that jump was too hard maybe try the kiddies

by elevele September 17, 2019

Blooche

Bubble gum Expert

ahhh Ayesha Khan, what a blooche she is

by deee.eeev April 4, 2020

botched

to fail completely at something or get owned in one way or another

While jamie was walking he tripped and fell and got botched big time

by Lethalyuh May 10, 2010