Late Bloomer

People who experience a delayed heyday in their 20s and/or 30s, when they finally have the factors (social and/or job status, money, body, looks, etc.) to get laid and gain attraction/popularity among the opposite sex. These people were typically categorized as nerds/geeks back in high school.

He was such a dweeb in high school, but after graduating from Harvard and earning six figures in hedge fund, he's become a late bloomer.

by ke$ha_tiktok January 25, 2010

Bloomerdust

A substance or influence, with an apparently magical effect. Brought to America from Ireland centuries ago, it renders Irishmen in general and Hagan's in particular to fits of childish behavior. Such as waking up naked in cornfields in the wee hours of the morning, howling at the moon, leaving their wives and family's for butt ugly women with peanut butter legs and other acts of deprivation. Folk's believe they have been "Sprinkled by the fairy's with Bloomerdust." There is no known cure for it, only time may help.

That poor man has been hit with the Bloomerdust.

by TaishoTears July 9, 2014

blootered

Intoxicated with liquor

Had too many vodkas and was blootered pretty quickly.

by T July 15, 2002

blooperboy

blooperboy, also known as RJH, is a word you use to describe the biggest faggot you know. Being a blooperboy is the most shameful thing a person can be, being a blooperboy means you get absolutely 0 bitches, and you're as gay as a faggot can be. Hobbies of a blooperboy include, watching scat hentai, watching futa hentai, watching loli hentai, crying like a bitch and taking dick up your battyslice

me: Can you stop watching loli hentai in the nursery!
blooperboy: No!

by NardoCS July 29, 2020

Brown Blooper

When a women or man is giving a rim job, then the person recieving the rim job takes a fat shit in the mouth of the person and gives the shit a blow job.

Lauren was giving Rick a rim job, then I shit in her mouth and she gave me a Brown Blooper.

by Ambony January 27, 2009

butt blooper

an inadvertent flatulence in the presence of others; embarrassing fart

John was given undesired attention due to his
butt blooper.

by Pamelot April 30, 2010

Early Bloomer

An "Early Bloomer" is a super sexy and horny, non-adult teenage chick, who must therefore be avoided by horny adult males at all cost!

"God damn, look at that sexy bitch!"

"She's an Early Bloomer dude. You better stay away from that shit, unless you feel like going to prison and getting butt raped a hundred times for one fun statuatory rape."

"Thanks for the tip Bro!"

by Peter Crammer November 22, 2006