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bloodsexual

To where some is attracted to blood.

(THIS IS A FAKE SEXUALITY THAT IS UNVALID AND SHOULD BE GONE.)
Amy: hey, Whats your sexuality?
Bob: I'm bloodsexual!
Amy: No you're not, you are just a person who fails as a human being.
by T22_ January 17, 2021
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Pop some punk ass bloods

Obtaining soda pop and treats as part of the initiation process for joining a club for crippled people, known as the Five Point Crips
4Legz: Look Timmy! There’s a convince store, that must mean what the fellas meant by “Pop some punk ass bloods” they want us to get them some soda pop and treats.
Roller: Ah Timmeh
by Dlinepancaked61 March 13, 2023
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blobsplash

The toilet water that splashes up on to your bum when you do a crap, accompanied by a 'plop' sound.
I just did a crap and had major blobsplash. Lucky there was a towel handy.
by doc brown October 15, 2007
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blobsquatch

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.
That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.
by Cuddles McStig October 23, 2008
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Bloobing

The act of watching TV, especially without using one's mental faculties in any way. Vegging out in front of the TV.
"God damn, I've had a rough day. I reckon there's some serious bloobing in order tonight."
by stark_source February 5, 2010
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Bloodsport victory

The most unlikely victory of all. The kind of victory where you face opposition like never before and still manage to win whatever you're doing.

Comes from the movie Bloodsport starring Jean-Claude van Damme as Frank Dux. In the final match of the Kumite, Chong Li beats up van Damme real good and blinds him with some kind of powder. Fortunately, van Damme was great at serving tea for his late Shidoshi while blindfolded, and therefore he is still able to defeat Chong Li, all while yelling: "Baaaaaaah!"
Bloodsport, The Quest, Kickboxer, the list goes on... Classic van Damme has to have at least one Bloodsport victory
by Asger W July 12, 2006
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Bloons TD 6

Bloons TD 6 is a tower defense (TD) game released in 2018. In the game, you buy monkeys that cost hundreds or thousands of cash to throw or shoot or smack Bloons (balloons). You can upgrade the monkeys on 3 different paths by buying 100 dollar headbands or cutting off a monkey's arm and replacing it with a bionic hand that can only throw boomerangs very fast. Oh yeah, it's also the 6th game in the series and 3D.
In Bloons TD 6 Hard difficulty isn't even that hard!
by I hope no one has used this October 15, 2021
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