Blonkie

A can of energy drink,

Plural: a block of blonkies
pronunciation: blon-key

"Yo man i'm so thirsty pass me a blonkie!"

"I drank so many blonkies i think i might get a heart attack"

by Archibarg December 30, 2019

Blonkie

If you subscribe to more blogs than you can ever hope to read, if you constantly share blogs with friends, family and other bloggers and if you write a blog or 5, you are a blonkie. If blogs (reading, writing or sharing them) interfers with doing laundry, feeding the kids or exercizing, you are a blonkie. (A blog junkie) Sounds much less threatening than a bloddict or a blogophant.

He spends all weekend reading and writing blogs. He is a total 'Blonkie'

by Jpuf May 4, 2012