Surprise blojob

When your laying in bed with your girlfriend and she says "my phone fell out of my pocket" then she pulls your pants down and you ask "what's happening down there!?" And she muffles "I'm giving you a surprise!" This is clearly the best type of blowjob scince you dong nag and beg + you aren't suspecting it 😉 then you cum and your girlfriend finds her phone.

"Yo, my gf just gave me a surprise blojob it was the best experience of my life!" "Damn I need some of that!"

by Tristan Auto September 2, 2023

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Blojowski

n. a blow job.

"Does that plan involve explaining why that footless blind man is giving an expert Blojowski to our baggage handler?" - Roger, American Dad!

by SoulChoirJRC August 23, 2011

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Blojo

Portmanteau of 'blowjob' and 'mojo'. Your 'blojo' is your mojo concerning the giving of BJs.
Blowjob BJ mojo sex

Dave: Are you happy with your sex-life?
Steve: Not really. Sarah list her blojo after the first couple of years.

by KiloRomeo July 18, 2016

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Bloje

Noun; a blowjob

yo trace you didn't tell me you got a bloje from peyton last weekend.

by ButterwithanM October 10, 2017

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Blojosucko

Chad Ochocinco thought he was being creative when he changed his last name to his jersey number. Here, with "Chad Blojosucko," we have gotten even more creative with that. He said he would bring his game to the Jets stadium on January 3, 2010. He brought nothing but failure.

Announcer: And Ochocinco has dropped yet another easy ball.

Bengals Fan: Damn you, Blojosucko!

by RobbyCoinedThis January 3, 2010

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