Definitions by xxmetoxx

blojangles 

a blow job

John: "hey man, did you fuck that chick last night?"

Joe: "nah, but she gave me some blojangles."

blojangles by xxmetoxx November 6, 2009

pulling the porpoise 

to masturbate

I had some down time at work today, so I went into the women's bathroom and started pulling the porpoise.

pulling the porpoise by xxmetoxx November 5, 2009