xxmetoxx's definitions

pulling the porpoise

to masturbate

I had some down time at work today, so I went into the women's bathroom and started pulling the porpoise.

by xxmetoxx November 5, 2009

blojangles

a blow job

John: "hey man, did you fuck that chick last night?"

Joe: "nah, but she gave me some blojangles."

by xxmetoxx November 6, 2009