Blinking Yappingly

To blink yappingly you must blink over five hundred times in one minute, or else you have not successfully blinked yappingly

Conner Paul Beaty : Kyle was Blinking Yappingly

John Carlson : Yeah I saw Kyle Blinking Yappingly today more then usual

Conner Paul Beaty : Yes it was quite strange seeing him blink so yappingly

by gabeslawncare April 13, 2022

blinking

A British epithet. Usually pronounced blinkin'.

JP: "I was trying to make you smile the other night and you wouldn't smile! I wanted to slap your face!

Me: (thinking) You just try to slap my face and see what happens! I will knock your blinking block off!

by Hallie Corson October 5, 2004

Boinking

Having cheap sex randomly in a trashy area

Did you see Nolan boinking in that bathroom?
Eww, he's gonna catch something!

by White Chocolate5885 May 23, 2013

Loud Blinking

A normal person blinking and high people can hear it, so they freak the hell out.

Person: *'loudly' blinks*
High Person 1: OMG I HEARD SOMEONE BLINK

High Person 1: WHO WAS IT
High Person 2: HOLY SHIT

High Person 2: *mind fucking blown*
High Person 3: wHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS WHERE PEOPLE BLINK LOUDLY?!

High Person 2: I DONT FUCKING KNOW
High Person 4: I HEARD BLINKING 8:05 PM
Person: *confused Loud Blinking* 8:05 PM
Everyone Else: *CONTINUES TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT-*

by tHATONEPERSONTHATLIKEPIE February 14, 2015

blinking red

When a task is close to being finished.
Source: In several video games, the boss begins to blink red as he is close to dying.

"Bowser's blinking red."
"How's your essay coming?" "It's blinking red."

by c.willi.m November 24, 2005

boinkin it old school

sex with a girl until she cries and moans

Yo! Dude, did you see that video Daulton took of Drew and Nora boinkin it old school

by John Woodcock January 19, 2008

bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for the smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee costing him his Tennis scholarship and leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by TheDirtyYoungMan April 20, 2018