Bloonk

When you are drinking a soda from a can and you get the liquid on the lip of the can.

Sean: Hey watch out for this bump, you might bloonk your soda

by Nivag Reyob February 12, 2019

blogonaut

noun

One who regularly visits or posts in a blog

"You're a regular blogonaut."

by Spirit_Stiff December 15, 2008

broconomy

The vast, unofficial economy that exists between bros, buddies, acquaintances, and sometimes even complete strangers. It consists of favors, trades, promises, IOU's, and similar exchanges of goods and/or services. Without it, the world as we know it would collapse into madness and disorder.

Mike brought a case of beer for poker night at Joe's house because Joe had driven him home from a party the other night. They had unknowingly just participated in the broconomy.

by TheTimmeh January 8, 2009

bloonter

A code name for a Blunt or a dutch filled with tweed.

We needed a bloonter or else Julio would kill somebody.

by Daniel Madar December 3, 2007

broconto

A deeply dependent individual, thats only object and definable traits revolve around the gym. This person is incapable of a genuine relationship due to it's self destructive behavior. Incapable of holding a group mindset and refuses to participate in activities that please anybody other than itself. **SOCIALLY INEPT**

Friends: hey let's go shopping and see some sights.
Broconto: hey guys I know we ate 30 minutes ago... I'm getting pretty hungry and I need to up my macros.
Friends : Broconto can we please just do what we agreed upon earlier!?
Broconto:*ROID RAGE* BRO IM FUCKING STARVING!! WE NEVER DO WHAT I WANT!
Friends to each other : fuck it man he's walking off anyway let him go... Why did we invite him again??

by Senor_cheese November 27, 2022

blockney

a black person who is cockney

if a black person is a cockney he is a blockney

by stephen, June 27, 2006

Bloonsed

When a rogue mod goes on a killing spree

Damn Tc got hella bloonsed

by Mystxc June 12, 2018